dinosaurs, 1 NSFW
 

I actually really want a basic phylogenetic tree of life as a tattoo.

Diplo FTW.

I was totally going to post an eating nom nom nom captioned.

I like how in the colouring picture dinos have clearly done well with the invention and use of the hack saw on the inappropriate tree branch in the background. who needs opposable thumbs!

There also seems to be a high heel/cowboy boot in the foreground. WD dinos.

thank gawd you warned me. my boss might have seen me looking at that picture.

actually, although he's out of town for a week, chances are good he still will (as I will still be looking at, and masturbating to, this picture when he comes back).

I just hope he doesn't ask to join me. THAT could get awkward.
brb tissues.

cosplay outfit?


I was also going to post my disgust at the thought of dino jizz. :(

I mean.. just how much... dino...

BUCKETS OF IT.

ON MY SCREEN AND KEYBOARD.

interesting specimens.

oh man. this thread is so awesome (although it could use more sleestaks).

hell, it's almost as awesome as my #1 fan yelling down the hall to whomever is saying bad shit about me: "if you say one more bad thing about jason, im gonna throw you down on the ground and stomp yr head". <--- FS-LIVE_BLOG

god I love her. god I love dinosaurs.

see how they aim lasers at the mechanical/metal armours? That's why thet don't want the Moz to leave the stage.

FAIL.
Robots don't masturbate cuz they ain't got no penis.

you are clearly ruining a srz thread with yr lasers.

^^^ lzrz r zrz bznz


you, kind sir, are SADLY mistaken.

while you continue to grasp on to the concept of robots past, I am yanking my 14" of titanium nano-injector (while looking at dinosaurs).

but by all means, carry on. I'm almost finished.

HUNNNNNNNHGH

dont they have rubber dildo arms since the update after that squishing incident? :confused:

dinos invented lzr quest?

bed sleep now bye all.


needs more dino please!!

^^^ have fun 'n stuff.





no wonder I'm so good at it.

haha yes!

i've seen a dino penis so they must not exist

do you frequently disbelieve in the things that you see?

I do too.

I disbelieve this board a lot.

this thread is incredible.

here's my contribution.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=229V7... A9FAB&index=2

Time to be full of myself again. Picture of me!

Why is the male floating?

I'm sorry, but that's not me.

I have brown spots, not green.

I almost wrote a caveat to pre-empt that reply but I figured it was futile. Now may we draw our focus back to the fact that the male is sticking his penis into the top back of the female's tail?

^^^ I tried desperately to find an anatomical chart of dinosaur back-vaginas, but yr just going to have to trust me on it.

BACK VAGINAS.

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^^^ yr fucking doing it wrong.

just look at the male's face. it is leaning to his right. that's where his dino cock is thudding prehistorical play. the tails are smoke screens

when sexually excited, the male brontosaurus has an anal anti-gravity gland. which allows him to float. which is the only way he can reach the female back vagina. and yet, they still went extinct

One cannot discount the possibility of fleshy penis-barbs that lodge themselves inside the trembling walls of the back vagina.

Perhaps our lumbering friend is simply going for a lust-filled ride through arboria; a ride from which he cannot escape.

1. ^ab Slowly, F. (2009). "Everything You Wanted to Know About Dino-Fucking (but were afraid to ask)." P. 69 in Glottenfreschen, P. and Bambert, O. (eds), Tribute to the Back Vagina: A Detailed Comparison of Reptilian Sexual Positions and the Kama Sutra.

Or maybe they are just playing leap frog.