"no We Can't!"
 

....meet obama!

yes, mr. obama decided to cancel his appointment to meet (and award) my child (and his school). this had been scheduled a month in advance.

the reason?

an honorary degree from the university of arizona!1!!one!
!11!

go obama!!!

eat a bag of dicks motherfucker.

fucking caps.

its ok, yours is just one of a thousand smashed dreams today.

oh, also?

mr. and. mrs. senator decided to relegate to honor to aides.

disappointed? you betcha. ;)

shocked? not so much.


I'm not so fucking self-important that I think that THE MOST IMPORTANT MAN IN THE WORLD might not have something MORE IMPORTANT than to meet with children, but I keep my appointments. especially if said people traveled distance to meet me (irregardless of self-serving matters). I expect others to do the same. when you don't, I write you off.

this is my rant and I'm stickin' to it.
:mad: :mad:


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psps: thank you, negra modelo.

pspsps: thank fuck, nobody reads my shit. gives me time to edit.

aww thats shitty.

on the brightside though... at least the sentiment was there.

sentiments are for people who don't really give a fuck.

I'm calling bullshit on everything.

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that sucks :(

write a letter to oprah or something. I hear she fixes things for other people to make her life more fulfilled.

i don't believe there was sentiment or intent. all i know is there a bunch of devastated children.

haha phoenix.

fo reals. she'd probably give you a new car and house too. I say do it.

i wish! you know oprah is totally up obama's ass.

exactly. make a video. and cry really badly. and draw sad faces on the letter. she has money to burn and much guilt for having it. mwahaha.

I love you.


I love you more.



it's people LIEK TEH SONIIK YOOF FAN KRUB that make me think the world might not end up like MAD FUCKING MAX.

then, I think about feenix living in oxtrailya and I remember that two man enter, one man leave.

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIE.

KFOR NEWS CHANEL $:"drunkarexia: starve by day; drink all night."

o, sweet jesus, living in the stars above the world, blow this planet to fucking smithereens.

"gunshots heard in the 1200 block of Rifle Range Road"

It's so wrong, but I wouldn't mind the world being like that(mad max, random industrial apocalyptic disaster... NON nuclear). I'd totally survive. pew pew.

floating slowly doesnt get out much and might be drunk.

^^^ just because the last 6 pack I bought was on 12/30/08 and there's four left, doesn't mean I can't handle my shit.


as would I, my friend.

I expect that my tribe of captured women and yr tribe of captured women would star in dubbaya dubbaya eye vee.

lets fuck up some germinz 'n japanese yakuza. stabby stab stab.

Oh DO! right the letter to Oprah with a picture of your child with an EXTREMELY! sad face.....It has to work.

Assassination sounds like the only option to me. You don't want your kids growing up knowing their dad was willing to accept that kind of shit?

Either that or write a stiff letter of complaint to the local paper.

^^^ you just got yrself put on the "no-fly" list, my man.

i'm surprised he isn't going on about the old drunk dancing woman at my freakshow bar.

You cant do that while silenced.
You cant do that while silenced.
You cant do that while silenced.
You cant do that while silenced.
You cant do that while silenced.

^^^ that just made the inside of my elbow itch.

I said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie the hip hip hop you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat.

ps: excuse I.

Wait....so what happens now? Did you guys at least get a free dinner?

I've never posted this elsewhere on this board because I didn't think it mattered, but I met Obama. He came to my old high school about a year or less ago and did a speech. I decided to attend, though I secretly was hoping Hillary Clinton would win (just to have that sexy hunk Bill Clinton back in office). Afterwards, he met with people and shook hands. I shook his hand. They were cold.

was his hand limp or firm?

no ps on this pc

i realise this sucks and all and the kids would have been very disappointed but, you know, things like biggest economic crisis since the great depression, not to mention the myriad other issues the guy has to deal with, i'm sure there was something slightly more pressing than visiting a school... or maybe he couldn't be fucked.

...and at least it prepares your son for the soul-crushing series of disappointments and letdowns that is LIFE.

Now THAT'S education!

the school came to him. 18 of them flew to DC for the event. this was scheduled months in advance.

again, the reason he's not attending is not the economy, war or disaster (these I would understand). he's getting an honorary degree from the university of arizona. if it were me, I'd tell the UofA, thank you, but I've already made plans. it's not me though. it's just another Smile E. Gladhands.

so... a black dude skipped out on his responsibility to some kids.... in order to get something free that has his name on it....

so what else is new?

are you there Jah? it's me Ras Trent.

King of the Hill. I love that episode.

an editor friend at our paper got wind of my bitching, and there's a story in the paper tomorrow. i also emailed all the local TV stations as follow-up since they ran the initial story. won't do a bit of good, but i feel a bit better.

aw, not nice.

give the kids some my_sql scripts before they go to sleep, that will make them feel better...

Hey, maybe you could get your local University to offer an honorary degree, and then get them to withdraw it at the last second ("we decided to give it to that Nader guy").

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to floatingslowly again.

remember what e-feezy said,

"This is the operator with a collect call from, the Yay Area, with a message for, NEVER TRUST NO ONE"

lol I"m sorry that was a good one. rep