The Good Things in Life
 

1. Where Would You Be?

2. What Would You Be Drinking?

3. What Would You Be Eating?

1.
2. beer
3. hotdogs and cheeseburgers

1) earth

2) water

3) fresh fruits and some curried lentils

1. Barcelona
2. the blood of virgins
3. fish tacos

1. Walking along the Thames, on the beach. While I take a good look at all the beautiful buildings around me.

2. Nothing, I'd be smoking like a chimney.

3. Chewing gum.

Honky!

1. Sun-splashed patio of a chateau in the south of France
2. White wine
3. Perfectly cooked seafood of all kinds

Picture me Rollin

a Beach, where it isn't too hot and nicely shaded from the sun, no pref where

a Cosmopolitan

and Pad Pik Khing with Duck

do you mean, like pinkus?

wait, who the hell is pinkus?

that would be mr. jeff pinkus.

1. Any one of the ATP Nightmare Before Xmas music fests in Minehead
2. A pint of Guinness
3. One of those dodgy-looking hot dogs they served by the main stage.

1. Where Would You Be? the Library of Congress

2. What Would You Be Drinking? Malta Goya

3. What Would You Be Eating? ball o' hash

1. Beach

2. Beer

3. Crab Legs


I guess in another life, I'm a pop-country singer...

^ you are Jewel.

I think I'm ok with that.

^^ahem.
nice big tits.



sorry.

yeah, lovely tits.

You drink that shiz?

1. An isolated beach on the west coast of Ireland

2. JD & Coke

3. Pizza

Sophisticated pallet

1. Where Would You Be?
Scotland

2. What Would You Be Drinking?
Pepsi

3. What Would You Be Eating?
Pizza

I am puerto rican. we love that shit!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh nevermind lol. This boricua worked with us and he would always buy that stuffz off of us.

1. Where Would You Be?
A Fucking Cunt

2. What Would You Be Drinking?
A Fucking Cunt

3. What Would You Be Eating?
A Fucking Cunt

The best things in life: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

1. Where Would You Be? face to face with god.
2. What Would You Be Drinking? jesus juice.
3. What Would You Be Eating? a cloud.

1. Paris
2. Lagavulin
3. nothing at the moment, I would prefer a cigarette

conan the barbarian was one bad mo-fo

My favorite thing in life is cumming on my girlfriend's face, honestly.

why in the world would you want to go to scotland?

I would be on a plush bed, with a lady rested upon my belly, both reading quietly. I would be drinking Otter ale or a vintage Port, and I would have a full stomach.

Obviously, the first two take precedence over the latter, favourite food is an entirely different thing.

1. a vip club in new york. LA if i'm feeling dirty.
2. loads and loads of patron and grey goose. straight mixes of the two together, maybe a hint of lime juice to make the taste less horrid when i puke it up
3. nothing. in order to get into vip clubs you need to be annorexic/bulimic. so, i guess.. if i have to answer: horse laxatives.

o shit. gross!

1. Somewhere in rural Japan, where it's quiet and there's all these pleasant people.
2. Macallan 25 year old.
3. Segedin goulash

1. Dunno, heard that Rochester NY is a nice place to live

2. From a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

3. Stir Fried Noodles