It's Time To Get Laid
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zJHMad1ZsM

IT'S TIME TO GET LAID

holy fuck william h. macy

I know. I shat brix

Ah, so it was just a clever ruse. Well played.

Yes!

I'd have been more blown away if it was Casper Van Dien or Mario Van Peebles. Either of those 'vans.'

What in the motherfuck is that?!?! That chick's head is very big and bulbous and William H. just pops in like fucking springheeled Jack.

It is the single most amazing thing on the interbutt.

Please see my post and then edit yours for factual accuracy.

I would have been more blown away if it was Edward Norton, Christian Bale or Tom Cruise, but thats not the point is it. The point is that :
ITS TIME TO GET LAID!!!

YES! SHIFTY PROPHET GETS IT. It is simply time to get laid.

4 days....

that chick's hot

she is really cute

In that pic she is, but in the video she looks a bit goldfishy.

i'd lay her

Of course you would. It is, after all, time to get laid.

sayin

Satan, sorry you gotta wait to get laid, hopefully it will be fullfiling.

Shit, I love women, love em. I love love, love sex, love fucking, love exploring, love pleasing, love pleasing.

Fuck man, dudes that just hit it and quit it are missing IT. I know I know, how could I betray my homies by saying this but, fuck man, as I grow older I love pleasing a woman more and more, love to feel her shake and go into the near-seizure convulsion right before I set her rocket off.

I just am attracted to chicks who look like 10-year-old boys with overly expressive/animated facial features at the same time.

Your doing it wrong.

oh it will be
this is killing me, smalls.
i've been gone for almost 2 weeks.

Quoted for the sandlot reference.

2 weeks is a while when you have a significant other, I know the feeling.