Dudes Only: You were dumped because...
 

you were dumped because...

dudes only?
because girls dont get dumped.
note my sig.

Never been dumped.

chick's INSANE!!!

you'd need a girlfriend first

ran out of drugs

W_-V

stating that I've been dumped would suggest that the women I prefer possess a shred of sanity.

I have never been dumped.

I was never dumped because I never had a girlfriend, fuck you all I love my life the way it is

Millenium Falcon > USS Enterprise

STAR WARS > STAR TREK

BUT THE NEW STAR TREK MOVIE WAS PRETTY GOOD, EH. ANYWAY, STAR WARS WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER.

see in argument class we'd dissect this statement logically. but since i got a thwap thwap via snarlup andah jipjop, then woop woop!

More like

Dune > Star Wars = Star Trek

And I quote: "you aren't starbucks-y enough"

star wars is for LITTLE CHILDREN!

enjoy your sci-fi-infantilism!

That star wars shit is pure 2nd grade story book time, good vs evil, big 'splosions, wow, light sabers! Ooohhh la la!

FUCK STAR WARS!

and THAT'S why you've never been dumped!

i voted for bali. could someone remind me what bali looks like again?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B9u2122ssA

Ur wrong.

Ur? In Chaldea?

depche mode know I am right.

the biggest "idea" ever expounded in the Star wars movies is that a force exists which can be utilized by those with aptitude, which turns out to be some mitochondria rip-off that, if you have a ton, then you are better/strongeer with the Force.

stupid! Fuck STAR WARS

romfb, i was gonna send some clever message, then i logged in and Rob had it all illustrated n shit. fuckin' tropical storpwned

he's wrong about star wars though

better than i expected! thanks for that rob (although it does look a bit like a mutant swamp fish really :( )

It's fiction. The first Star Wars movie is a classic and it told a great story while the second movie impressed the audience because the end was so dark and the bad guys won. The third movie of the original trilogy is very good too even if the plot isn't magnificent but I don't care because they're all very good movies. I think the new trilogy was good but it's nowhere as good as the original trilogy.

YES. YES.

UTTERLY FUCKING RETARDED.

for children 12 and younger

PS- i never even made it to the mitochondria part!

man if i had been a parent when jedi came out, i don't fucking think i would have exposed my gifts-unto-evolution to Logrey and his cabal. Use Chewie as a compass. He was not at ALL comfortable on Endor. Maybe this is because originally the third film was supposed to have involved more of his native Kaasheekians, or maybe there was more to the lore, like he sensed what those elders did to each other in their half-elven styled abortions. IE FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE EWOK

if people are gonna compare star wars to other fiction, it should NOT be sci-fi, for it contains NO sci-fi whatsoever. It should be compared to other made-for-children claptrap, that, although enjoyable and entertaininga nd fun, does not have anything of worth meriting the uber-opbsession fucking grown ups have with what is a childrens outer space fairy tale.

I would ridicule any fucker who was as obsessed over peter pan for instance as the people get obsessed over star fucking wars,

NOT sci-fi.


the first three movies are fun. They had a sensible plot structure intended fo entertainment.
The second three movies were fucking SHIT, flat out. pointless excercises in Lucas masturbating on film. fucking loser fuck. That asshole made people pay to watch three films in which there was no suspense because EVERYONE ONE OF US KNEW THE OUTCOME FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!

This is why you are married.

Or whatever you are.

NERD.

star wars fan calling someone out as "nerd?"

Man I know you are older than 12. come on.

Fantasy is only for children?

You sound like my grandfather.

Where?

Rob, you know that if you throw a stone at a convention you are JUST AS LIKELY to hit a klingon, kliingone, whatever, virgin; then you are to hit a stormtrooper right?

regardless, you're right. the prequels suckt and oswald put it relatively well in standup. i will find it momentarily.

star wars isn't sci-fi, it is fantasy. but fantasy isn't always for children just like nunchucks aren't always for ninja turtles.

i'll brb

wtf?

Star Trek is pretty fucking ridiculous and terrible as well.

Comparing the two is justified in that they're both shit.

logic is for mere mortals. i like it when u talk dirty.

here ya go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCjIjsZp_Y

that was about as dirty as Tom Hanks trying to get a badger to lick his taint.

with a shovel? really?!


not the way im programmed.

yeah!!!

just a personal peeve against star wars and all it's bufoonery.

peopel always say star wars > Dune, or star wars > star trek, when star wars has nearly nothing in common with either of those.

star wars is to sci fi as Indiana Jones is to historical film.

it is a great fantasy, fun times for al, but no subtext, no depth, no ideas, no moral choices to be made.

real sci-fi has all that.

hence my beef.

plus fozzie bear's voice coming out of Yoda has always made me laugh

C'mon now, I said Tom Hanks, taint, and badger all in one post. What more could a femile ask for?