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if all animals had the same level of strength, which species would win in a war?
out of interest
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Pigs. I am not even joking.
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its gonna have to be something quick and seriously fucked up personality wise. cats?
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Dolphins
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they'd rule the seas maybe, but they'd be rubbish in a land war. |
Good point.
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Wolverines? Those bastards are nasty.
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Crows....easy.
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crows is a good one actually
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Crows are much more peaceful birds that it might seem. |
it might be better just to do it in terms of land animals
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marmosets obviously.
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weasely weasels
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Hyenas or cats.
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rats
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Actually, if "winning" just means surviving, then waterbears would win.
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why would a waterbear win out over say an alligator?
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Rats is a good one. Cats is an easy option because they are more prone to show how aggressive they can be, even though deep down they aren't the smartest of animals. Pigs and rats are quite systematic, kind of rational sort of creatures, and only attack if necessary. I thought about foxes too, but they don't do very well in broad daylight.
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we're forgeting the human of course.
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oh yeah.. and we've already won so no question really. what about between insects? i think that would have to be centipedes theyz nasty bastards
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could humans defeat rats if both had the same strength.
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yeah, have to agree
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Why would the human win? Unless it was using a human-made weapon, I don't see why it would win.
EDIT: If it was a war with every species of animal, that is. |
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With or without weapons? |
yeah, but you'd have to consider a man made weapon, just as you'd have to consider a spider's web
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Spiders are biologically programmed to build webs for survival. Humans aren't biologically programmed to build nuclear bombs for survival.
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Also, I think the waterbear would win because if that kind of war was going on, it could just hide under something and nothing would know it was there.
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Animals are too stupid to have the internet and polls. And that's just a start. |
and we have steven seagal
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Precisely. We have a variety of things to choose from, they don't. They don't have ipods or discounted food. It must be a boring life being a cow, what with chewing grass, and not much else to do?
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One thing animals have is a lack of irony, which makes them more amiable, when not aggressive, creatures than your average human being
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Elephants
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locusts maybe.
but really humans are already winning this war, i mean look at how many speceis we've defeated (i.e. made extinct) already |
actually, axolotls. Their ability to regenerate whole parts of their bodies (ie their brain) combined with an added strength would lead them to victory
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Poll is closed, we've got a winner. |
I don't see the point of this thread if we count humans as animals. The answer is obvious.
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Strength doesn't separate homo sapiens from the rest of the animal kingdom. Intelligence and history does.
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