Worst metal band ever!!
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQVpITyOdc8
check this out
seriously

That dance part at the end is marvellous

That's not metal.
It's crabcore.
I also thought that was a joke name when I first heard it, but apparently that is actually what this music is called.

Haha. I knew this thread was going to be about AttackAttack. The bit where the two guitarists lift their guitars above their heads in unison and shout "Whooh" is one of the most brilliantly idiotic things i've seen in a long time.

what the hell
i thought it was a joke
just looked and it seems real



CRABCORE

Ah crabcore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNXb5roCBUY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5GNwCITd9g

crunkcore. The most stupid sound ever produce by something that looks a bit like a human being.

Hahahaha! Made my day, thanks. Did you make the gifs SYRFox?

Their floating around on the internet for a while already.

Oh well, still hella funny though.

When I saw the title of the thread I thought you were talking about Exoskeleton... But then, I clicked and it was worse... CRABCORE !

"What things have changed since you've started?"
"UH, A LOT OF IT IS COLORZ"

grade A suck
thanks for wasting 5 minutes of my fucking life with this horrible shiot.

Shit. What a douchebag.

nope, i'm a fucking stealer :D

what the fuck is this shit?

it ain't me

Hahaha, yeah, this song/band are terrible lol, I've seen this video before, sadly.

i just watched this for the second time. I think i can safely say i hvae never heard / seen anyhting THAT bad in AGES. When these dudes turn techno at 2:50 is fucking priceless. Unbelievable.

BTW this is not metal. If this is metal, Avril Lavigne is hardcore punk.

I hate my generation.

Donk and Crabcore are what make 2009 so great

Just looking at it makes my crotch hurt. Dude mustn't have even the slightest semblance of male genitalia.

Amen

I'd heard of them, assumed they were awful.
Consider it verified.

Adding some douchebag screaming in the background is not going to make your whiny techno group a hardcore band.

Seriously, somebody needs to educate Gen Z on what hardcore is...on the other hand, if anybody did, they'd probably be like "well, it isn't hardcore, it's crunkcore/crabcore/emocore/etc."

"-core" is NOT a suffix. You cannot throw it around lightly.

Does anyone actually like them? Or were they just signed to a label for comedic purposes?

In retrospect, it seems Refused have a lot to answer for, doesn't it?

I've heard worse.

Like Pavement.

Last week my music class had to do our performances. As we were preparing, my metal-loving friends were talking about how to improve their stage presence (personality, confidence, stage presence improve your marks). One of them did the crabcore moves with their bass. I thought it must have been some metal in-joke.

protocrabcore