Do you see yourself here...?
 

Ladyfreaks of the board, would you list 5 things about men that turn you on. Then, list 5 things about men that turn you OFF. Guys, you do the same. Remember, "beautiful/ugly" does NOT count. Same goes for "Rich/poor".
For example, here's mine:
For GUYS: TURN ONS:
1. Clean shiny hair, whether long or short.
2. A great sense of humor.
3. Good listener.
4. Clean fingernails when with me. Ya never know where those fingers are gonna end up!
5. One who has goals and aspirations.

TURN OFFS:
1. Scraggly, unkept beards.
2. Krud in teeth.
3. Super-tight jeans/muscle shirts.
4. Overt bigotry/judgemental.
5. Mommy syndrome.
6. Obvious nose hair.

Jeeez. I could go on and on. So don't limit yourself to just 5.

FOR MY GIRLS--TURN ONS:
1. Clean shiny hair, whether long or short (in bed).
2. A great sense of humor (in bed).
3. Good listener (in bed).
4. Clean fingernails when with me. Ya never know where those fingers are gonna end up! (in bed)
5. One who has goals and aspirations (in bed).

TURN OFFS:
1. Scraggly, unkept beards. (in bed)
2. Krud in teeth. (in bed)
3. Super-tight jeans/muscle shirts. (in bed)
4. Overt bigotry/judgemental. (in bed)
5. Mommy syndrome. (in bed)
6. Obvious nose hair. (in bed)

I'm not sure where to start. can I just do the 5 things about men that turn me off?

1. the penis
2. the smell
3. minimal brain-wave patterns
4. the penis
5. the smell


that about covers it.

TURN ON's
1. a feminine walk. body shape is secondary to a seductive, hip swaying walk.
2. a great laugh. Honest laughter and sense of humor rule.
3. glasses. I love women wearing glasses. Longstanding librarian fetish never dies.
4. hard to define, but I like when girls look half-crazy, like they are damaged inside. maybe it is cuz I can relate to that and not to the "life is beautiful, nothing bad has ever happened to me," type of people.
5. a great smile. not perfect teeth, but a great honest smile. always sexy.
6. wide hips and ample bootay (you knew I had to say that right?) I like a woman with curves.

Turn Off's
1. too much makeup.
2. bleached blonde hair. I like brunnettes.
3. manly walks.
4. "Woooo-Hoooo" girls. You know the type, when they meet their friends at the bar or at the mall they hold their arms up in the air and shout "whooooo hoooo!!!" all high pitched. I hate that shit.
5. the inability to hold a coherent lengthy conversation.

Rob, I live in Grand Blanc, Michigan. Porch light will be on.

TURN ONS:
1. Smoking/Drinking/Drugs
2. A good taste in music
3. Alternative haircuts
4. Not afraid to get her hands dirty. In other words a girl with some balls!
5. Boyish/Punkish way of clothing
6. Piercings/Tattoo's

TURN OFFS:
1. Annoying laughter, it makes my peepee go limp in an instant
2. A bad taste in music. Yes I'm shallow like that.
3. Poor hygiene
4. Too much of an ego
5. Hyperactive girls "OMG LOOK TEEHEE HAHA SO CUTE <3"

For GUYS: TURN ONS:
1. being really dominant and aggressive....but only in bed, you better be nice when we're not fucking
2. parties as hard as i do
3. very intelligent
4. funny!!!!
5. incredibly creative. playing an instrument, making art, anything.

TURN OFFS:
1. being mean or boring
2. smelling bad
3. being a pussy
4. dressing conservatively/boringly
5. sexually conservative/shy

i agree with that except for the "about covers it"

i'll add the ugly nutsac and the hairy legs

the fucking hoarse voice and the large jaw

and the smell-- the fucking smell-- men stink like fucking monkeys at the zoo

baby we are made for each other.

I'm sorry, I was busy, but I fully agree. nutsacs and hairy legs are a complete turn-off. please consider those my 4-5.

!@#$%!, I live in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. porch light will be off. just come around back, I'll be in the garage.

i'll bring the large shotgun, you won't feel a thing

Nice...

I call 'em as I see 'em.

TURN ONS:
1. dark/multicolored hair, short hair if she can pull it off
2. quirky style, more into the punk bent without being a scene bitch that is all too frequent nowadays.
3. my sense of humor
4. intelligent, for the love of god, intelligent
5. non-conservative dress/morals/ethics

TURN OFFS:
1. overweight (I've nothing against curvy girls, quite the opposite actually, I'm talking big hambeast creatures disgust me, genetic or not)
2. gauges (some of the small ones (slightly larger than normal piercing) are OK). Fucking hate massive holes
3. over interest in politics and/or religion/wanting to talk about all the time
4. horrible taste in music/no music taste at all
5. no literary interest

Some of these listed so far make me cringe.

Really? I'm thinking I should probably jump on some SYG minge as they clearly want a bit of me. The problem being that one of my major turn-offs is 'girls who like Sonic Youth'. Which... y'know, probably seems harsh, and I wouldn't, of course, turn down anyone on the basis of that alone. It's just that indie boys are scummy enough, their female equivalent is just reprehensible.

If Nefeli's reading, I didn't mean you. You're one of the special ones.

I guess, then, we can draw the conclusion that you make me cringe. Kidding, of course.

No offense back atcha, but I can only imagine you and I having exceptionally uncomfortable sex, in a "Uh... sorry could I just... oh... you've got the... just... Uhmmm..." kind of way.

Meanwhile, I imagine Rob would be very yielding with his bumhole.

does this typically occur in the shower?

What's the point in intimating sexual innuendo when the bit you've left out due to ellipsis suggests that I imagine having sex with Rob? Isn't that, like, conservative innuendo? What difference does it make if I imagine having sex with Rob when I'm naked, in the shower?

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I never know if what I say is going to make glice actually flip out and start killing people. I certainly don't wish to be at the top of the hit list.

I'm going to stick with "hey, hey, it's ok".

that's fairly benign, right?

my buttho' like my g/f's is a one way thouroughfare

i guess as a child I did not eat enough of my own shit to deveop a sick fascination with the anus, unlike some...

I also wanted to explain to glice that I was trolling Rob more than himself, but that's no fun, so I'm not going to do it.

yo, Rob! glice wants to fuck you in the ass with his enormously racist cock. I hope you don't plan on sitting down for a few weeks.

alright big boy, what makes you so fucking special?

Turn ons
Intellectual curiosity. Willing to explore new ideas, talk to me about music/art/philosophy/books etc.
Passion and intensity.
Ripped clothing.
Unique/vibrant personalities. I need somebody who is confident being their self.
Musicians and artists, of course. Creativity is imperative.
Respectful of women.

Turn offs
Apathy. Does not think critically.
Sexually conservative.
Dresses conservatively.
Lack of confidence.
Close minded.
Generally boring.

I can't believe that you're trying to assert your own masculinity in a thread on the internet (which isn't even real) in which you were the hypothetical object of man-man sex.

I'm hardly one to talk - I'm having hypothetical sex with men on the internet - but you have some massive repression problems if you can't even handle 4th-tier abstractions of your being gay.





How was that for you Flotz?

Turn - Ons
Brunettes with blue eyes
Of Course a sense of humor
Priorities in place - family first and foremost
Someone who can laugh at themselves if they make a mistake or do something dumb
Knows how give and take

Turn - offs
ME ME ME it's all about ME
Wants to remold me change me ugh!
Biggest Priority is Money
Doesn't give head but loves getting it
Keeping up with Jones scenario
lack of trust

I'm on my second cigarette. :o

Not upset in any way. you did not see any CAPSLOC huh?
;)

Turn ons
1. sense of humor
2. takes care of herself
3. cool/unique clothes, example. not just wearing Hollister shit 24/7
4. creative, in any way, ex. musically, artistically, smart, writing
5. someone who doesn't whine about everything

Turn offs
1. only thinks of herself, thinks they are the greatest person ever
2. someone who thinks they are always right
3. poor hygene
4. blames me if they do something stupid
5. if they are just plain, and boring to be around

Lame comeback is lame, gayboy.

TURN ONS
1. Shortish hair, anything looking punky is cool
2. Curiosity
3. Good taste
4. Creativity
5. SMELL GOOD
1-4 is all reiterations but -honestly- you need to smell good.

1. Hyperannoying bitch
2. "let's go to the mall"
3. won't really debate anything, just listens
4. no goals
5. smell like shit

meh

What a gay thing to say!

TURN ONS:

• must be Puerto Rican
• lots and lots of hair
• a beard
• must love cigars (if you know what I mean)
• They Might Be Giants

TURN OFFS:

• Beck
• druids
• Jesus
• a flat bottom
• Conan O'Brian

the porchlight is broken, but the doorbell works.

I made sure to hold my pinkies out real fancy while I typed it

on a random note, looking back i realize that I've never dated somebody (male or female) who was not a Bikini Kill fan.

Bikini Kill. What an odd nexus.

Yeah, but I supposed it makes sense. The people I tend to trust enough to date are usually punk-este musicians or artists who are self-identified feminists. It's a pattern I suppose?

I also usually date women (bisexuals, lesbians, queers) which explains it even more?