Gay guys/football watching
 

I went to a gay bar with a friend on Sunday and the football craze seems to have taken hold of the homo population.We amused ourselves(to the point of nearly being thrown out)in commenting on how straight crowds differ from gay ones when it comes to noisy cheering.The noisiest shouting we could hear was from the dyke contingent wich were butcher than your average lorry driver.I've never heard so many comments about David Beckham's legs at any previous match-watching i've attended before.Are homos really into sportz(spelt the chavvy way)or is it all about football kits?

Ha! Ha! Only Pork could have started this thread.
You probably didn't see much of the game, did ja?
To busy with the boys, heh? :D



Very gay^

Here's a very gay football article:
http://football.guardian.co.uk/comme...280683,00.html

Yes but i'm more intriguied by the homoerotic connotations that sports represent for gays.No steriotyping here(Why?I'm that way inclined myself).

Always.

Interesting article.Thanks.

i love sports, although just watching sports not playing them, i cant be competitive so i would be an absolute shite sportsman, but i'd die on me back for my county gaelic team and man utd. love going watching matches and stuff like that, a real armchair supporter.


c'mon the Reds.

No need to feel guilty Nefeli. Just come out of the closet. ;)

:cool: :rolleyes:

what were you doing that almost got you thrown out?

[quote=Toilet & Bowels]what were you doing that almost got you thrown out?[/quote
Drinking and taking the mickey when people were pretending that they were enjoying the football.We got told off by the doorman because he was the only one who seemed geniunely into the match(of all the boys).

well i guess this is some unexpected side effect of the assimilation of gay culture into the mainstream.

One wishes for less Julian Clary-types into our lives.

Dale Winton i can take but that gay thing out of Coronation Street?C'mon....

i haven't seen coronation street in years. but anyway, what i meant was that maybe now that straight guys are being influenced by gays (i.e. the metrosexual) there's going to be some kind of trade off, hence you get gays watching football. i'm going to try and coin the term now....

how about, straight-o-gays?

Have you heard about 'Straight eye for the queer guy?'.I'd so love to watch that.
Gayghts?

Hoteros?

hom(e)-boys?

there's straight eye for the queer guy now?

metrosexual(refer,also,to a very funny episode of southpark):
straight guys who dress and behave like steryotipical gay men.

It was broadcastesd in the USA only.If any of you guys have seen it let me know what it's like.

Off-topic but i also wanted to ask if any of you have got fresh news about 'Margaret Tatcher the musical'.I wont miss that one when it starts its run.

to get chicks

One blatant example of the metrosexual type is Mickey on Big Brother.Was it Russell Brand who called him a perfumed builder?Hehe.

one of my friends is a metrosexual, even his girlfriend is worried that he's a closet gay.

well it's true!

The sad truth is that this type of guy does exist.Give me a man who looks like a man anytime.

Gays ALWAYS eat meals

gays ALWAYS breathe oxygen

I once tried some skin-care-gel-fucking-lotion-product-shit, but it didn't make me any desirable than I was before using it.

Seems like you hang around with a few of them Instigator;)

A metrosexual yestreday:

Since I've started using skin care products (astringents, toners, moisturizers, etc.), I notice I have found a new interest in show tunes, I find myself wanting to go into antique stores and kitchen shops, and I've developed a certain swagger. I also notice that I am unable to cheer as loudly during football and baseball games.

This thread is homophobic bullshit.

......that accidentally was started by a gay guy.Very odd that,isn't it?

Indeed...

and the same gay guy is also the most prolific poster in this thread.

Fat queen!

I am artsy fartsy porkmarrasss

Shoot me.

oh calm down, who's being homophobic?

Don't pay attention to that silly queen.She's just a little bitch,you know?;)

Whatever meaning that has attached to it.:o

Now that were on the issue of football, can someone please explain me the following football related joke:

"football is wrong; a man with four balls cannot walk"

I don't get it, and I've been trying for years.