so I just joined one of those dating sites
 

I'm saying it's just for fun. Has anyone honestly ever joined, not as a joke?

My friend did and he met the girl of his dreams about 2 weeks later (really.. a girl that pays for everything while he sits on his ass; I wonder what his description in his advert was!).

i'll be your date phoenix!!! although i am 1000k away

Yeah I'd date cha, baby girl.

..I went on a date last night, it was weird. Haha. She taught me how to play pool.

I totally don't need to find someone that will pay for everything for me! (I kind of feel a bit like that at the moment, even though I'm trying my best to get a real job. It's complicated and too much to go into on here. )

I'd be happy with someone I just connect with a little more. :confused:

you have a girlfriend!

I have a boyfriend.. kind of. at the moment. technically.

Well, I like French art films, I have $20,000, I like shibari, I am something of a shitty artist.. I'd even listen to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs with you if it makes you happy. LET'S GO!

you didn't know how to play pool :confused:

It has been so long since I've played billiards with a guy. :(

actually from what I know of you, I'd date you for like 3 months and we'd have lots of (great)sex and then I think we'd be ace friends and nothing more. I think you'd get sick of explaining what you've watched that week to me, and putting up with my lack of interest in gore, and I'd get annoyed at how easy it is for you to just sit down and create whatever is on yr mind.

hahahaha.

You're probably right... in fact, that kinda makes me more attracted to you, that you've kinda figured me out. Only one girl has ever figured me out in some way, I kinda play games with people.

Also, you're a great artist! I just.. I think my thing is, I just do things, I don't think about them, I just do them and that's it, I put them out there, I don't stop to think or to edit myself, my works are like brain vomit.

And, no, I'd never played pool. But I was a fucking natural at it when I did play it. I love it. I love bowling more though..

am scared

yeh, I like that about you, because I can't do it.. But I think it would also piss me off in the end. You know..

one of those nights where I'm cramming to get things finished for an exhibition and yr all "im going to make a movie"

and two hours later come out with this epic splurge of exactly what you did (or didn't but it happens to be right) want it to be

and Im still sitting there in front of 17 almost finished pieces, half drunk, covered in black pastels and hating you.

it would be like ordering a pepsi and getting a coke.

haha.

I think I just figured out why so many people are frustrated/jealous/annoyed with me, in real life. I work too fast.

You know, I'd work way faster if I didn't post here. I've been trying to edit this scene for 2 hours but I keep talking on here haha.

It looks like one of those TXT adds they have on tv late at night that cost 9.95 a month or whatever..

I joined eharmony. So far, it's just like filling out 10 facebook quizes and JUST as unfulfilling.

I've currently rejected a guy named Mike because one of his three biggest "Im greatful for"'s was "Pizza".

ouch.

:(

I hate coke, I like pepsi max. It's the only soda I drink and only at the drive in.

HAHAHA.

I am going to paraphrase that quote for my next film or something. That's hilarious.

I wouldn't hate you for it if you were my friend. Only if we were dating. I thnik.

I'm not even joking.

oh well, I was talking about how it'd be for slavo.

that love meet thing is from GTA IV, I didn't join any of those sites irl.

At least I'm pepsi, I guess.

It's a good thing!

I like diet Coke but I heard it puts holes in your brain...?

I thought that too nefeli, until I read the rest of his profile. It certainly didn't get any better.

lots of very basic words were also spelled incorrectly.

like "have"

waht do you mean?

the post above this?

he spelled "have" as "haft"

so how come the website matched you with the pizza monster?

I hope you pretended you didn't know how to play, as every guy on the planet knows how to play pool.

I think I could have dealt with the pizza comment if the rest of it was okay. Because it's a bit of a dumb question to need to fill out straight off.. too deep and insincere for a 'top 3' I think.

he is about my age, and some of his profile parts matched what I'd "asked" for.

:(:(:(

I kind of don't want to put down too many things that it will filter out, because I'm not as fussy as I seem when there are people I actually like.

Until I meet people, I 'think' there are certain things I want them to be, but often the people I end up ennjoying being around wouldn't have fit snuggly into my 'ideal' box.

i joined last summer as a joke. we were slightly intoxicated watching cable at a friend's house and the commercial came up. so i made up a profile & joined.

eventually i felt bad. even though i *never* contacted anyone, and i remained strictly a superficial voyeur, looking at partial profiles and favorite books, there were a couple of people who seemed really interested and i didn't know how to say "hey, sorry, i'm just a spy in the house of love"

eventually the thing disconnects you when you refuse to reply.

my face was more like

Ok, I'll give it another go:

waht do you mean???

hehe

'waht' could be a typo though, haft is clearly a mis-spell.

Hahha. Uhhh........

You're talking to a guy who doesn't know what Facebook or Kanye West is and has never owned a cellphone... can't swim, can't hula hoop, can't whistle, can't blow bubblegum bubbles... etc.

Fair enough.
I'll go hide under a rock.

no way!

you're my newest SYG crush, you should post more. :D