your halloween costume this year is...?
 

my wife is going to be barack obama and me his wife, well maybe. whats yours?

I'm gonna be a juggalette. I've had my own dark carnival name for a couple of years .... Stabby. Okay so my friend and I gave each other names as a joke, but still. I think it'd be grotesquely awesome. So gross.

My friend owns a record store up the street and I took him some tacos the same day the icp "people" dropped off some promotional shit. I'm now the proud owner of an icp ninja decoder tool.

I thought you already possessed the powers of The Tool.

you said tool.

Hayden, you better vomit shrimp and white wine. I want pictures.

Of course, I do halloween real real big. I'll be busting out the beaver bounce and richardson richardson all night.

What that smell like?

I can't think of anything that wouldn't be expensive.

the dead do not appreciate dress ups that aren't related to being dead.

I'm thinking seventies cop, but i'm not sure.

parent trap 3

Unfortunately I wont dress up unless I find something cheap that I could wear while I work. Last year was...good. I made my own costume and saw old friends. I cant do that this year though.

I still love halloween, despite it only being used as alter-egos instead of as makebelieve demons, meaning girls just grow up to dress like fucking ho's and guys dress up with as little thought as possible/last minute dash, whatever works to get laid by such halloween ho.

I'm disappointed in that. I may not be a young kid anymore, but there are some very small crystalline ideals I still manage to have. And one of them is to be a creepy fuck and to damage as many children as possible.

Hopefully I'll be dead by then, so a zombie. For real.

I will be Mary Ann Nicholls, prostitute; Jack the Ripper's first victim.

Witch I think is brilliant, btw.

I'll be dressed as a Hungarian football player.

I want to be a Pocky box.

In 1979, my wife and I went to a friend's 'ween party where we dressed up like Bill Murray and Gilda Radner characters from SNL. I dressed up as the nerd, slicked back my hair with vaseline, wore this really nerdy high school letter cardigan. mrs gmku went as rosanne rosannadanna or whatever her name was. It was a kick.

did you put your car keys in a bowl?

Hunter S. Thompson.

That is if I get invited anywhere.

Um, no. Just in my pocket. (?Confused?)

As I recall, there was some wacky tobaccy and Amana wine.

Oh, I get it. Like in The Ice Storm? Jesus, how old do you think I am!? That may have been the thing to do for people who were then my parents' age, but keep in mind that I was like 21-22. I did not wear the leisure suit!

With the Ice Storm as a reference, I would have been more like the Toby McGuire character not the Kevin Kline.

I shall now neg rep you for your mistake.

dick-tater

Ha ha!

!@#$%, but seriously, your sig photo disturbs me.

it's a good movie

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonatine

en-joy

old enough not to be talking about make up sex with teenagers on the interwebs.

tell all your friends especially your SO that you got work
or you've got take care of your parents or some lamo
excuse and show up in a gorilla costume and fuck with everybody and see if they can figure you out

alice cooper

Have seen it and enjoyed. I just don't like this still representing your sig.

Ha ha. Go fuck yourself, if you haven't already, you pathetic and hopelessly illiterate jerk.

grow up. your an old man so stop acting like a teenager.

Maybe, but you're an idiot, so go jump off a bridge, you moron.

haha, cool. Now all you needed was to bring along that plumber guy so you two could laugh at his butt crack!

are you crying onto your keyboard right now? its ok let it all out.

Ha ha. Yeah. It was quite funny. Considering I had shoulder length hair then, it was quite a feat to get it all greased down. And then to shampoo it all out before bed!

i guess its true. the older they get the more like children they become.

damn right.

u.s. soldier in vietnam gear, probably won't go anywhere but i'm still dressing up.

im thinking about wearing a snuggie and if people ask me what i am telling them "i'm comfortable."

least sexy idea ever.

Probably will just look like you're wearing everyday street clothes, given how "military-inspired" so much of the styles are these days.