oh dear
 

So there's a girl from highschool I haven't seen for 5 years & 5 months that I've been talking to on msn this past week and I was wondering how I'd ask her out without being weird in any way? I mean I don't think I'd be able to just bring it up while chatting, while an email could be sorta odd or worse.

This belongs in the "What kind of gay I'd be' thread.

msn is supposed to make it easy

wanna go out

press enter

Here's the link bro:

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=34829

you can do that but she'd know exactly what you're trying to do and just think you haven't got the balls to just say it.

I'd have to be female first in order to to consider being a lesbian.

tell her about that hair clump of hers you've kept all these years.

Breathe heavily over msn.

like this:

*wheeze*

Knox, Swa(y) has read THE GAME. He knows his shit

But yes, I'd do what Swa(y) says. Just be casual, she'll likely know exactly what your intentions are, but that's the point. It's better than getting right to the point and being shot down, that kills self esteem even more, and it's not like she'll think you're a pussy for not being upfront about it. Bring it up once she hangs out with you and seems "engaged"

i've read some pages of the game.

always forget its hiding in my room somewhere... can't find it right now

How would I know she knows what I mean when asking

FUCK YOU, I JUST LOST. :mad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za7jQ1s1BV0

^ a very important statement

Ladies, take note.

it could be me tho. i always know what people want.

"so, fancy going for a drink sometime?"

It's not exactly quantum physics.

don't listen to these pussies.

drag her by the hair back to yr cave.

if she resists, well, that's what clubs are for.

It is terror from beyond the infinite for me.

just fucking ask her... hey you wanna go out grab some food have a few drinks, yadayadayada.... its not hard

edit: or give me her msn, im back in melbourne in a couple of weeks i'll take her out....

If you're scared of ladies, there's only one solution: a butt full of dicks, in never-ending succession.

.....

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=34829

I can't even get a haircut on my own.

why not?

i cant even get a haircut.

Can't you cut it yourself?

thats what i do. but im no pro, and it shows.

From the photos I've seen of you, your hair looks fine. :)

I cut it today actually, each bit of it is a different lenght, but I don't care.

Now I am wondering about the thread starter, who goes with him when he gets a haircut because he can't do it alone?

I kind of relate to that because when I was 8 years old I couldn't shower without keeping the door open because I thought the Devil would come and take me.

what is this i can't even

My mum, duh. Did it yesterday incidentally.
But if you think this is bad you should see me with unemployment agencies.

Well, at least she said you were deap and by no means ordanary.

No sarcasm, I swear.

You really should consider a sideline career of selling those photos through Spam.

im too drunk to even get that?

I'm sure that just increases their value.

So...what now? And how do I stop feeling sick?

That could be helpful if it were written in English.

Further questions along the lines of your (a) would be rather pushing it wouldn't it considering her previously posted response?

I wouldn't know how to or be able to go about getting to hanging out as friends.
This is useless, I'm fucked.