Bloody ridiculous!
 

It's the Battle of the Bands final tonight in the town centre, but the bands are going to have to make themselves heard above the din coming from the fun fair right next to the open-air venue where it's being held! The fun fair was organised by the local council as a Halloween treat for families. It's like holding an air show right next to the Woodstock music festival! Talk about disorganisation.

which town is that

Horsham. :)

what is that close to? somewhere i might know?

Crawley.

ah, never been there. I just might.

The Cure formed in Crawley. :)

I don't know how i feel about that.

Are you a fan of The Cure?

i dont know.

sometimes i like the cure, other times it irritates me.

its one of those weird things.

sometimes i love it.

Hey! There's a Horsham in the States.

http://www.horsham.org/

i thought you knew, that every place in the uk has a place with the same name in the us.

Is there a "Newquay" in the US? :)

there must be. they have all sorts of weird things there.

i bet you it´d be called new newquay

The towns in the US always look better than their UK namesakes.

I disagree.

What's the name of your town?

what, you think im american?

I thought you lived somewhere in Connecticut.

where did u get that from?

You look very much like someone who would.

im insulted. i dont know why.

Connecticut is a lovely state.

how would i know?

Is your mum from there who might've told you it was, and she'd love it if you lived there?

no but yours is?

My mum is from Newquay. :)

new newquay i am now getting confused.

If you're not American, what are you?

confusing, because i got 3 different nationalities pretty much.

Interesting. Let me guess. Welsh, Cuban and South African?

yes of course!

I knew it! It's easy to tell looking at the photos I've seen of you.

yeah im just... obvious like that.

I could also tell you're female.

ur a genius.

Are you going to tell me your three different nationalities or do you want me to continue with the wit?

. pm

Sexy.