Gimme dat Christian Side Hug.
 

christians = gods punch line. the joke is life

lol'd so hard

We're friends again pbradley.

Hit my fist like President Obama

*digital side hug*

Islam/Hinduism/Buddhism/Sikhism/Judaism *

* delete as appropiate.

athiests and agnostics are just as bad tho

Is nothing sacred?

agreed. I don't know whats worse.. the 7th Heaven rap group, the horrible choreography or the direct insult to Jesus' taste thinking he would appreciate such God-awful imitation music.

I still don't get it. Are they saying full-frontal hugs are too *racy* or something or that guys shouldn't hug frontally due to the slight chance their penors might touch...

Seriously, this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8 is 100x better than side hug even though it looks like Scarface and the Osmonds binged on llello and spawned.

Not only guys shouldn't hug but anyone not married. Penor contact with vagoo inspires sinful thoughts.

That's just going too far. I know DEVOUT Christians that would be appalled at the very notion of non-frontal hugs. I'm talking chaste, blood on the sheets Christians.

Obvious influence: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjAjCp_Jbdc

"Christian youth groups finally have an alternative to normal, aka "front," hugs. As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze. The Christian Side-Hug (or the CSH, as the kids call it) rids us of sin, as the only below the belt contact will be some good old-fashioned hip on hip action.
To help the side-hug fad sweep the nation, let us present this hardcore rap song. Yup, side-hugging has hit the streets. The group has as many emcees as the Wu-Tang Clan and as much power as a barbershop quartet.
Look out for the ominous sirens blasting on the track. Clearly, these are gangsters on the run from the law - probably from side-hugging up a storm! One emcee (wearing his bandanna 2pac-style no less) admits to taking part in the forbidden front-hug. But don't worry, God. He's married.
At the end, they all simulate getting shot and dying. We can only hope there are side-hugs in heaven."


this shit is so ridiculous it is not even funny.. Christianity IS ALL ABOUT HUGS! when I go to Ethiopian church, I have to hug EVERYBODY THREE TIMES with the TRI-KISS to the cheeks.. these Pat Roberston types would have a heart attack, and they would be more surprised to find out that Ethiopians are so conservative that aside from Christian hugs and kisses as a greetings, men and women do not touch, they do not hold hands, they hardly even sit within two feet of each other in public...



the iorny is so thick its tangible

I suspect Christianity's tradition of asceticism derives from a strain of Platonism. it's fascinating to consider how many various, and sometimes conflicting, philosophies are in play with the world's most successful missionary religion.

gross!

no hug for you!

I'm certain this is a joke, and not just because of the laughing of the crowd.

i feel dirty for never having done the christian side hug before.

It's no joke.

I think the rapping thing may be a joke, though a very weak, half-ironic joke.

I'm certain, though, that the side hug thing is legit. I actually had the misfortune of being dragged to one of those Youth Ministry Conference things as part of my Confirmation. In fact, it played a big role in my desertion of the faith. That taint of dumb evangelism stood antithetical to what was, and to an extent still is, my spiritual identity.

i'm going to hell.

This is precisely why as a Youth Minister, I never delve into these topics or try to brainwash the kids behavior. I want them to grow up expressing themselves and their feelings using their faith as a language and vehicle of expression, not the opposite. Worship is an active process, it is a force, it is not a pedagogy or discipline. When I teach kids religion, I am trying to have a discussion with them about their own feelings, their own understandings, not through a bunch of bullshit cultural baggage onto their consciousness.

i tried watching this shit cuz it may be funny and it could have been funny but in the end it was too painful to watch.

kinda the same way that watching someone slip on a banana peel and fall on his ass is funny, but watching someone slip and crack their heads and bleed to death on the pavement while their two kids cry in horror despair is not funny at all. which is what happened to this poor motherfuckers.

your just so depressing.

holdupholdupholdup

the video's not a joke? it's not trying desperately to be a meme?

whats the point in wearing a hood over a cap.... thats like putting on two coats... stupid boys and their poppincaps in bitches ass........

bitch, you should know, you're the expert on all things dismal

That was a crap comeback. "I'll depress you", "Fuck off cuntilocks", "I am literally going to eat your literal kidneys" etc - all better comebacks. I expect better Ned.

At least you'll keep knox company. :D

i used the bible as a coaster yesterday

am i going to hell?

I hope there's a hell for book-abusers, I really do. I'm actually incapable of being reasonable about it in the real world as well.

shut up flanders.

I knew people that would use bible pages as rolling papers.

Who wants a CSH?

Cock-severing humiliation.