Peaches Geldof- Master of The English Language.
 

like...whatever.

'Mistress' of the English language. She's a lady.

shouldn't it be: Like master of the english language?

oops Mistress

I like the idea that she actually uses thousands of florid similes that have been ruthlessly jettisoned from that clip.

in some ways i feel sorry for her but then in every other way she is a total twat.

that sounds like the English language fucks her on the side

so do women graduates in England get a Mistress Degree?

i'm not... well i am yes

but i'm not taking sides

Never heard of her before. She's hot.

Does she, like, like Mondays?

her dad is gandalf.

the grey or the white?

grey last time i saw him.

'Master' in the academic sense is titular; although it initially applied to men, it's now considered co-extensive with a neutral gender.

In the descriptive sense of the video in question, the gender emphasis is requisite and ENTIRELY NECESSARY because otherwise I wouldn't go to all this trouble to point it out on the internet. Unless the video was using the academic titular 'Master' in a parodic sense.

My brain just did a little poo.

its funnier when you see her actually talk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKYn5xAfHKQ

thats what happens when your the offspring of a wizard and a smack head.

wow, I've never felt so attracted to a stupid celebrity before. that "power nap" is just too fucking sexy.

the geldofs are despicable.

like like, like like like, like yeah

peaches geldof is like, a complete fucking retard

at least she doesnt complain about it on the internet.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Glice again.

She clearly doesn't have the self-confidence necessary to initiate direct metaphor.

Regardless, I still want to have unprotected sex with her in an abandoned stairwell.

I'd settle on an inhabited stairwell.

This stairwell's getting a bit busy with the three of us agreeing upon it, can I vote a motion to move it to a rough gangbang on a Ford Fiesta in a car park in Dagenham?

ha ha I love that policeman in the background reaching for the radio "here we go, he's about to touch her...set phasers to stun".

Maybe we could arrange it for a large estate where there's lots of abandoned stairwells, each of us taking her to a different one. I'm not down with the whole gangbang thing, I'm afraid. I'm a romantic at heart.

Dibs not getting sloppy seconds then. Shouldn't be more than a few minutes, it's been while for me.

i tend to murder them afterwards so it's probably a good idea if i go last.

She looks like the result of unprotected sex in an abandoned stairwell, funnily enough.

I think it's a pretty common thing for children to be the result of unprotected sex.

In an abandoned stairwell?

Have you seen Bob Geldof ever? He's the living epitome of abandoned stairwell.

Yeah, like a sort of illegitimate backstairs sort of sprog, you know: a sort of spotty squib that nobody really likes. :D

I bet he has mushrooms under his armpits and a moss-covered scrotum.

I believe it's now perfectly ok (ie legal) to make similar 'unprotected sex'/'abandoned stairwell'-like comments about Peaches' little sister Pixie.

like, what?

like look at the stairwell on that.

i was made in a bed.

i was made in ikea.

no, your parents bought you at ikea and assembled your baby-body themselves. unless you were a showroom model of course.

its where the bed was located though. an old mattress in a wasteland holds infinite possibilities.