What The Hell Is Mike Patton Doing? (Brisbane Edition NSFW)
 

well?

The answer to this question is always "being a cunt".

he appears to be screaming about his tiny peepee.

is this an Australian thang?

yes, australia is full of beautiful women and men with tiny peepees.

it's a shame, really. they want it all, but they can't have it. :(

maybe Kylie Minogue can help him out?

you posted the picture, and surely you've seen that he has it stretched as far as it will go. :(

isometric?

is kylie over 40 yet? why is she still so hot?

Sucking -- like he always does.

also see: Ruining everything.

doin' the locomotion keeps her lotion flowin like magic potion

her ass is fantastic, but honestly, there's better looking women on this board.

is that mike patton ^^ ?

this is mike patton

Almost identical to what I was going to say. But I would have used the word "tosser".

is a "tosser" one who reams out assholes?

this man has to be one of the worst people alive.

Obviously being the best person to ever do anything ever. As usual.

a tosser is the same as a wanker, but it's less rude

so would it be correct usage to say that I 'tossed' to kylie minogue's ass last night?

Guys, I really like Mr. Bungle

i love the first two Bungle LP's. LOVE. the sonic insanity makes me happy

thevideo for travolta is fucking cool and psychedelic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtDEm...layer_embedded

His penis looks sort of small from that angle. I expect all rock stars penis' to be big.

Maybe my penis isn't so bad after all.

what was it that Martin said in his stand-up?

"yeah, my dick is small....when it's SOFT."

yeah, he's flaccid, and stretching it out

Yeah, Mr. Bungle rules, especially Disco and California, but Trey and Trevor wrote 99% of their songs. Patton is the worst part of that band. Patton can't do anything right, he SUCKS.

but the Girls of Porn want more

It would be correct but not right.

why did her ass make you throw-up, Dave?

perhaps you've been to one too many fashion shows...

i can't win. i was trying to 'bond' with our fellow gossipers across the pond. trying to bring them into my world, as i use their native language.

-ps- thx for the assurance pookie

trust me, they LOVE your quaint american accent.

if you insist, stick with adding extra 'u's to words.

like...colour and flavour. they won't even notice that you're "taking the piss", ol' chap.

note: if speaking, always remember R=A and A=R.

Nobody who would say "old chap" would miss the d off you tosspot.

way to fucking ruin my fun. do you think that HE knows that?? :mad:

floutingslouwly is courrect, i wouldn't hauve nouticed that, Poukie.

Sorry for rining yor fn:o.

(I'm speaking 'Merican y'all. Ass.)

I reppeud, yuou haurd, m8.

whou leaurned yuou to speauk, ol' bean?

I've heard he does that with fake dicks before, chances are he has again