Hey Everyone, this is NOT AssBlaster
 

I know everyone is all confused about the corporate shakeup here at Sonic Youth Gossip...

AssBlaster's banned. His girlfriend Saturnine is banned.

Here's the deal. I just joined this fair community, and I'm going to take it over. And this is how I'm going to do it. If you are popular, or hilarious, or not able to be taken seriously (much like Sonic Youth's best music! SONIC TOOF!), then we will ban you, because you are obviously a threat to Daddylikes.

If you are an annoying and unpopular poster, we will rep you because you fit in with Daddylikes agenda.

All hail the new God of the Sonic Youth Gossip page...

DADDYLIKES!

AZN heil!

This is Saturnine, you fucking cunts. I reregistered.

Don't make Daddy AssBlaster ban you again you cunt.

HAHAHA I THINK I DID IT BY NEGATIVE REPPING YOU BACK.

It isn't from negative repping. If so, Sonic Susie and Truncated would have been banned ages ago.

PM me if you are confused.

you didnt hear glice's theory, did you.

I sent it to him.

Hayden, but I negative repped her...and like literally seconds later she was banned.

Damn? Neg rep me. I want to see if it bans me.

Fuck...I'm scared to...I'll try it tho.

It Is Not From Repping

You Owe Me Rep You Bastard....i Have To Spread Rep Around Before I Rep You Again.

That doesn't make sense. There were tons of people with negative rep. Why would it randomly ban you guys?

And why does AssBlaster still have posts on the board and Saturnine doesn't? Doesn't make any sense.

they put me on UI, so my posts dont show up

It isn't something done automatically I figure.

I wish I was more 1337 and capable of hacking this fucking board.

It kept the posts that I started....but it deleted all other posts that I made.

I only have 17 posts that survived :(

I think we've been hacked. Someone doesn't like you two.

Not that it isn't surprising, though.

They don't like me because I'm a cunt. It's more fun, plus everyone knows who you are.

Either that or you can't make fun of Laila.

Cantankerous had just made a post about Laila when she was banned.

Then they should've banned me. I post about Laila alot as well.

Fucking idiot hackers.

Laaaaaila
You Got Me On My Knees Laila
I'm Begging Darling, Pleeeeease Laila
Darlin Wont You Ease My Worried Mind, Oooooh


..

I don't think it has anything to do with Laila.

You know, and this is a true story, I was a member of the Courtney Love msgboard for a long time. She used to post, and she got mad when she posted new lyrics and we didn't care that she was back. So she paid someone to have the site hacked.
I BET SHE DID IT.

What I can't figure out is why you weren't banned.

When I found out I was banned last night I WAS SURE you were banned.

There was no question in my mind. Why was I singled out...someone really should address the issue.

Cantankerous---Did it give you a reason when it said you were banned? Or did it just say "none".?.

AB, do you still have that poem somewhere about Laila?

I figured I was too when I logged onto AIM and Schizo said "AssBlaster was banned." If anyone should've it should've been me and you.

What would it have to do with?

Laila was the only person that I ever acted in a truly offensive manner to...why else would I have been banned?

I never paid attention to her until she got her panties in a bunch up in her Sunni poony.

Hahhaha fuck. No. Did you try and search for it?

I'll look.

Hayden is still here. If it was because of that, you would both be gone 100%. It has to be something else.

SONIC SUSIE LEARNED TO HACK IN SSD.


has to be it.

Why would Sonic Susie attack assblaster though?

What else would it be? It can't be "nigger", because I used that word before and CHabib responded to me in jest calling me a Whitebred Cracker Ass Honkey Breeder.

Sooni poony is a classic already......

Seems llike someone hacked the site..damn h@k3r5!!!!

In my dreams she is!

classic AssBlaster quote: ''you can go jihad on my cock anytime!''

I'm guessing more people will be banned. It will probably start to make more sense then. But these two just seem kind of unrelated.

Does anyone know how to contact CHabib?

HAHAHA

1337 p00n.