You haven't "lived"
 

until you _______

fuck a catholic priest?

have been squirted out yr mama's vag...

have died.

you wanted to die (alcohol/drugs)

you live in the big city

hear Vision Creation Newsun on acid.

smiled

5 out of 7 ain't bad.

eaten an oyster and listened to Fairuz (ideally at the same time).

gone ice fishing.

started a cult.

anyone up for living?

...until you've been homeless. Not necessarily true, but definitely something I wouldn't want to remove from my life.

does sleeping on couches count, or do I have to actually be exposed to the elements?

*making list - checking twice*

pls see rep

^ I'd qualify as homeless....

Well, I was mostly sofa surfing, but I did do a bit of sleeping rough. It made me realise that having mates is a genuinely awesome and sometimes life-saving thing.

in that case, color me homeless (but not houseless).

my next home is in the future, where it's warm and bright.

ditto. Homeless also in the mix. done jail time - more than an over nighter.

have taken a dump.

Reminds me of my existentialism professor's stand-up routine about the time she was homeless.

It was dreadful (the routine).

... until you and a bunch of people sitting around a nighttime campfire tripping on 'shrooms, simultaneously jump up and savagely beat on an approaching armadillo with large sticks only to realize their substance is that of rubber only to send the unfazed, overgrown rat-like creature waddling back towards the marshy edge of the bayou, to finally collect yourselves, to slowly gather back around the fire, one by one and ponder..... "did that really just happen"?

i guess i havent lived then.

me either. i always knew there was something up.

___ done lines off a tranny's ass!

Go for a ramble. Nature is wonderful. :cool:

until you've stopped frequenting SYG.

you stole mine.

touched the very fabric of existence under the guiding aid of the psilocybin ally.

You haven't lived until you've seen amerikangod's wee-wee in priso...errrr, I mean person.

I approve of this man's message and will be taking appointments.

... until you've bumped some throat singing on yr car stereo as you roll by some fratboys

have laid back on the sandy beach with the suns rays warming your inards like a microwave while listing to the ipod and watching the kids out of the corner of one eye......then swim with the jelly fish in march

c-sections baby!!!!!!

...until you have lived in Asheville.

...until you acquire the ability to ignore imperatives.

nice

heavy, even...