Fuck Cantankerous
 

she wouldnt welcome me. so im welcoming me. and now you all do the same.

oh wait, she couldnt make me a welcome thread because she was too busy burning down her house via glass of vodka +cig

HI CHRISSY
hold on i'm busy, i'll give you the audio file of it momentarily

oh jizzum christ, wtf are you doing?

soo, dr. pepper's pretty good. i realized that today

Nothing compared to Mountain Dew, though.

ewwwww i drank some of that shit today. it was WARM too.

excuse me, what is this pop talk in my thread?
say hello to me motherfuckers

uggh. i hate it...

Word.

ha! that's funny.. did you guys see that? this cat just called this a thread

I DID
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I WIN I WIN I WIN!

and you just called me a cat

would you rather be called a dog?

llyweiner youre bad news

btch

trick or treat.
smell my feet.
give me some more drugs to snort.

if you dont i dont care. i'll put a potato in your tail pipe

YO DAwG

ha. c-tank hard at work...

i am taking personal requests, tell me what to say and i will upload it.

NO! NO C TANK!

i smell some ghetto in this thread.
no wait, thats my cigs.

halloween is my fave, lets go get some candy.
(not of the nose sort)

It's pretty obvious by the sound that you were snorting Fun Dip. Nice try, though.

fuck you, if i can't shove it up my schnoz, i want no part in it.
i am pretty sure they don't make white fun dip, sir.

say this 'joel is a pimp. he's better than everyone including myself'

i'll take requests also

tell me more about this fire incident...

put your finger up there, ffs.
and yes they do, its the 'mystery flavor' :p

That's not what that man in the alley told me.

shes a fucking pyro, even whist sleeping

cantankerous/saturnine/susan, whatever you wanna be called. take my request!

you tell em chrissy.

hold on, i'm snorting more fun dip.

ok, i'll wait

so, what's everyones real name?
mine is Joel

LILLIONAIRE

that youre a drunken mess and like to set vodka on fire?

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i[m not drunk! i am high on fun dip remember?!

clickehere

JOELY!

Vincent

can i cally ou uncle vinegar?

you sound like fucking clo.

are you hanging out with shitney tonight or something?

dont make me sing BE A MAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAANUGH