bono in the hospital
 

hope the fucker dies, discuss.

shit, i gotta drop what i'm doing and pray for this motherfucker...

pray that he quits the music business altogether

im sure he's having coma nightmares wherein starving ethiopians steal his sunglasses.

If you're being serious, and I hope you're not, that's an awful thing to say.

wut.

you said you would do anything for me.

would you not kill bono?

i thought i was your miss world.

i thought i was your doll parts.

...

Ah ok.

Oh god, I wonder if his hospital visit is anything like his songs. His yelling of the chorus in the same manner...

"NURSE. GET, ME, THE, BEDPANNNNNNN. OHHHHHH OHHHHHHHH."

"I NEED MY CATHETER RE-INSERTED WHOOOOOO OHHH WHOO OHHHHHHH."

etc.

You know, that little yell he does.

You know the one.

..u2 fans.

I like zooropa

i liked achtung baby but haven't listened to it for years now.

i wonder how it will sound today.

U2 are fucking shit but that is sad to hear.

stop whinging you utter cunt.

Noise god jonboy soon in hospital. Will he die?

seriously! you may not like him but some shit shouldnt be said like "i like zooropa".

I searched for this and couldn't find anything at first. Then saw all he had was back surgery.

Get fucked.

^ LOL!

not long now...

Lets hope Jon Boy eats melted shit and dies.

i'm sure even genteel and jonboy would join together and skip merrily under a rainbow, wearing nothing but skimpy togas, hugging and gently stroking leaves out of each others shimmering hair, whispering "say it will be like this forever" if YOU were the one who died.

Is ni'k bumming jon boy?

yeah. of course. we bum all the time. what the fuck do you think this board is for?

everyone here is bumming. that's what we do. that's why we have such contempt for you, you only have your old dad to bum, and even he would rather drink cups of your piss.

if you aren't into bumming you should leave the board forever quickly so noone will think you are one of us.

Benders can get SO bitchy.

it's true.

but it's you that brings it out to such a massive degree. because you are so utterly shit. i've run out of adjectives to even describe it. our wish that you would leave and contempt for your existance knows no bounds.

i think i may have mentioned this before.

Thank God I'm straight. Ni'k is such a queer bitch.

yep, i agree.

those are just like, you know, descriptive words.

not really inacurrate.

the bumming here was so good, I signed up for an extra name.

who said anything about being queer??