What Did You Learn Today?
 

(Cus a day without learning something is a wasted day, innit?)

I learned that BluRay really is a good thing and not just some gimmick.

Body hair is a taboo in South Korea. Women and children don't like beards.

Also, I look like a WWII RAF pilot when I only have a mustache.

LOL OHOL SI HO!


I learned that....uh.....well...nothing yet.... I'll work on that. someone wanna learn me sumptin?

You learned that Rob is Gay.

I learned that women get pissed off pretty easily. I seem to have to keep relearning that every once in a while. When will I learn?

Um......you are 55 and you have to learn/relearn that?

Dude, all women are irrational. OK?

i learnt that i am a poet, artist, and true renaissance man. i am romeo rose.

then i learnt were black metal came from.

God, I knew a troll that used to go by 'Cunt Smasher.'

Today, I learned!

D:

noo.... i can barely type....

i've found the real cunt smasher....

be careful. nsfw. be warned that this is extremely graphic and obscene.

....

here

if you dare.

I can't seem to be able to reply to this earnestly nor ironically.

All I am left with by it is a vague sense of association with Keeping It Simple.

Is he our British cunt smasher?

and on certain days of the month, they are hellbent on picking fights with whoever happens to be near!

i know i will pay for this...

only in court when asked what under what pseudonym he posted those pictures to the teenage girls.

apparently i don't have that at all. thank god.

I learned that everyone's gay for me.

I learned that my memory is getting worse.

15 hours straight is doable. I think I've been up for 21 so far now.

Today at work I learned about the Right Way to do Air Display staffing, as opposed to The Wrong Way.

I learned that my "compassion for learning
and working with students is a characteristic so needed and desired in teachers and Chris possesses both.
Chris works above and beyond the norm, proving himself to be highly intelligent, responsible and mature, and a natural leader."

shit, that is the nicest thing ANYONE has every said about, and this are paragraphs more ;)

hot damn. congrats.

is the job over now? will you go back next year?

I learned that Michael Jackson, besides purchasing the Beatles catalog, purchased all of Little Richards back catalogue and GAVE IT TO HIM, because Little Richard was not receiving royalties for decades....

no, this was like an internship for me. of course they invited me back but I been losing mad duckets every day I sacrifice going all the way across town to the school I'm at, for only a few hours. I'm hoping for an upgrade next school year. I got this gig specifically for the letters of recommendation ( which were shining) and also the relevant and practical experience of working with high school kids in a legitimate setting. I didn't even know if I could survive in that place without going IRA on everyone but God(s) has brought me through it.

I also learned today that I can tolerate and yes, even like Led Zeppelin. Hot damn, they finally got even to me.

I learned that if you want to find RO*TEL in california, you have to go to wal*mart.

I'm so happy, my mouth is burning!

if you want to find anything in california you have to got to wal-mart now.

That Lloyd Grossman's pasta sauces are a con

i learnt a few days back that i will never smoke weed again for the rest of my life. been off it for a year but had some at the weeked. big mistake. day after felt good, but then the past 3 days felt crappy again. i was worried for a bit because i did feel kinda like, shit if i was to do this again and again i would completely loose it and go back to the dark old days haha.

some exercise and fish, plus veg and proper nuts should get me back on track.

but in a way im glad i did it because now i know that i will defintely never be touching it again for the rest of my life. whereas before i was craving it and came close to convincing myself it would be ok.

but i realise that 75% of it is just the negative frame of mind it has gotten me in, and that it will pass soon.

that black and white is always grey

hahaha

yeah i know.

but i really am done this time.

it felt so much better sober. i like to binge on sobriety, junkie that i am. i hog it for myself and i lost all my friends. i wake up every morning and im sober. i need sobriety to even get to sleep or get out of bed.

when im sober i hallucinate better, and have better imagination. when im out drinking with people i just become this ranting ego maniac who hates everyone and just enjoys using them as a receptacle for rants that keep me 100% fake and transport my ego to the realm of utter fiction. i lie so much, about inconsequential things, for the sake of it. just to stay fake, i love it. i always tell them, i don't want my reputation, you can have it. destroy it. when you have contempt for everyone and they are cool enough to know it and have the same contempt for you its all ok.

self-improvement is the greatest thing you can do

Today I learned that I cannot tolerate another day in my current job.

take your job and shove it!

you should be careful, that sounds suspiciously like denial. If you were truly satisfied with "sobriety" you wouldn't even feel the need to mention it so much, after all, people who NEVER drink or toke or anything rarely even think to mention it, because they are not in some kind of dichotomy.

I learned that no matter how tired you are, when the theme song comes on, you gotta keep pushing.

the best way to get things done is to eliminate all the bullshit and just DO it



i seriously didn't know that shit before though forrealzzz y'all

HERE, HERRE!

I've learned nothing.

^^ nice piñata!

R2D2 cat is not a piñata, he is a cat.

No!

Today I learned that my decision to take 2 days off running was fucking brilliant.

every Friday (except yesterday) I was up for at least 20 hours......I wouldn't last much longer after that though...