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Jesus is on fire!
A giant statue of Jesus in Ohio was strike by lightning and went up in flames. Apparently it was not solid rock, but rather cheap styrofoam (sp?) with a metal rod inside it....basically Jesus had a lightning rod up his ass all this time...
 http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3 DmUZ3d1tTbWg&start1&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtub e.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DOqbeo5A6ujE&start2&authorName http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/...sus-fire_N.htm |
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Indeed
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old news. i already killed jesus. hey, you want the sex you give me the money. otherwise how am i supposed to do business?
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whoa you fucked jesus and killed him? so metal! |
the only thing metal was the urethral ornaments i adorned for the process.
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my greatest accomplishment
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i've driven by this thing so many times.
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I don't know. if I believed in satan, I'd have to believe in jesus, and then, I'd believe that jesus would have done it himself. and by himself, I mean, Himself, of course. |
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I didn't believe in either one until this undeniable, twisted act of the devil. Now, I have to believe in both.... Game on! |
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What? That means we are very close to eachother... wanna get...very close to eachother? jk, im an eternal perv. One of my good friends, did our album art, loves metal, loves satan....capitalized on this!  Hail Satan Mother FUcker! |
wtf are you talking about? satan can't throw lightnings.
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Hail Thor mother fuckers?
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its obvious God did it because it was shoddy craftsmanship
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Apparently they are spending nearly 1 million to rebuild it...
instead of giving that money to the poor or charitys... If they do that, I hope someone just burns it down instead of lightning.. |
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Touchdown Jesus!
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It looks like a giant statue of Barry Gibb.
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^^For once you made me giggle
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okay that was funny. i still hate you.
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KiS makes me giggle each time you sad fucks fall for it.
let's see....how to troll SYG? I KNOW! call them lunactical lefties a few times and it's [foam@mouf]. isn't that right, glice? lol  |
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^^^ Satan Approves!
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^^YES!
I think I have finally made a successful thread. I am happy today. |
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