Not enough gays on this board thread
 

On the other hand plenty of cunts.Raise your bums homos.

I've been a proud asexual for the last 5 days. Is that close enough porkie?

being gay is close to being asexual?

Does anyone else laugh at the terms "hyperfag" or "ultragay"?

i saw this documentary about a male dominatrix/prostitute and he said he specialised in what is known as a "turbo-wank" causing me to guffaw heartily

I'm not gay, but this board would fucking boring if no-one on it was.

i do now because i had never heard those terms before.Wait until the Daycare Nation's thread about Syd Barrett being gay conspiracy.ONLY ON THE SONIC YOUTH BOARD.

how?

Hey sonicl!How was the holiday daddy?

I think that regarding sexuality we have made fun of SpectralJulianisdread before,haven't we Toilet?

No, but going from heterosexual to asexual temporarily (which I have done before) is a rejection of interest in women, which is close to what turning from heterosexual to homosexual is, I just have never took the other half of the step- interest in men. Probably because I thnk butt sex is gross and I'd never put a dick in my mouth. My sex drive is creeping back in though, as well as my interest in women.

I don't know if you guys have made fun of my sexuality before. There is a lot to make fun of though. My last girl was cheating on me with a fucking twerpy bandgeek that she went to high school with and I caught her and I didn't have the nerve to beat the hell out of him, but instead I walked 3 and a half miles to town. I've also thought this one girl was nice and pretty the other day when I was talking to her, but then I found out she was 15(not the first time this has happened). Why do the nice girls have to be jail bait? It is so annoying. This girl looked older than my last girlfriend- she was built a lot more like a woman. My last girlfriend was a short little twig. She was 18 but could have passed for 13. WTF?

there is plenty of bitchiness on this board. godamnit it sucks.

And bitches.

so being "asexual" for the duration of 5 (five!) whole days, is close to "turning" from hetero to homo? let's ask a gay person when they "turned" from heterosexual and how they geared themself up to taking that "other half of the step" and convinced themselves into being interested in men, and if they went to through a five day period of asexuality prior to turning gay.



well someone needs to learn him

Excellent holiday thanks. We became hermits for a week.

We were somewhere in this valley:
http://f3.yahoofs.com/users/427f38be...gU7sEBu4p74KUn

This was the house we were in:
http://f3.yahoofs.com/users/427f38be...gU7sEBr4IA4TVX

And here's me having a swim in a pool in the mountains:
http://f3.yahoofs.com/users/427f38be...gU7sEBDELz5YFj

He's all yours Toilet.I gave up on him because he's not worth it.Eat him,do whatever you like with him.

at least i dont pretend like i have a cunt.

I'm not gay. But I like spending money on clothes, and I use skin-care and hair "product." I prefer Gilmore Girls over Ultimate Fighting, and the Food Channel over Spike TV. I once shaved my crotch area. I'd be happy to serve as an honorary straight-guy gay.

is boring.

I don't much like envelopes either. But they're a necessary evil. So are stamps.

I have to ask. Why did you shave your crotch area?

Great pics there daddy.

Because I could.

It's all about freedom of choice, brother.

Thanks, sonny boy.

Hey, I'm cool with freedom of choice, I shave my armpits, but shaving your crotch area just seems an rather, erm, unusual choice to me. I'd be worried about doing damage to my little winkle.

Of course if you were about to compete in the 100 metres butterfly in the naturist olympics, then I could understand the need for a streamlined crotch.

Well, I did twice, actually. The first time was for a minor surgery op that some of us men choose to go through.

Second time, honestly, was just for kicks. Must have been a mid-life crisis kind of thing. As you grow older, you find yourself thinking more about all the things you wanna try before you die.

It was merely a joke. My friend told me that his first girlfriend was so bad at giving head that he went limp in her mouth. He said he wondered if he was gay for about a month.

I know being gay is much more than being pushed there by a woman, it is about things deep in your brain, bla bla bla. Come on T+B. If you want to make fun of me, do it with some panache. Between this thread and the Rhys thread I'm sure you can find something to say.

Shaving your whole body before the first spring visit to the beach in a speedo is pretty awesome! um?
What the fuck am I saying!

If you can't tell from my horribly homophobic and idiotic name and picture I'm gay. Chabib is a complete moron. That is all.

I had that surgery too.
Good times.
I find that a lot of people prefer a smooth-to-well-groomed nether region preferable to a jungle.
Also more comfortable in hot summer weather.
I have shaved my legs for nearly 20 years. Nice for both biking and fetishistic reasons.

I hope to avoid midlife crisis by never really growing up in the first place. It has worked pretty well thus far.

This thread was actually meant for us gays and NOT potential candidates.

Apologies.
Just saw a chance to add to my ambiguity factor a little bit.
Won't happen again.

YES. This thread is for Porkie, Krasti, and myself.

Piss off with your 'girls' and 'heterosexuality'.

And take you metrosexuality with you too.Fakers!

Howdy.

It's been like a darkroom in here today.

So heteros can't post in this thread? Why can't the world just accept us?

Don't get me wrong,i haven't got any problems with heteros(i have plenty of hetero friends) but it's just the way they move and dress and the affected butch or womanly tone in their voices that i can't stand.They also tend to be kinda sexually predatory,don't they?

There's been a notable shift in public attitudes toward heterosexuals in the past two decades or so. We're much less welcome almost everywhere.