Favourite German Bread?
 

Discuss...

Ack! Bread!

Not much to discuss.
Sonnenblumenkernbrot.

Pah. I laugh at your Sonnenblumenkernbrot. You want to choose something more obvious? You're so the opposite of German Bread L337. You're a German Bread /\/008.

I suppose you chose Weizenmischbrot? Only a comment like that would come from a Weizenmischbrotian.

Mehrkornbrot is easily the best, a rustic german classic. If it cant break a tooth then it aint no good bread. And yes im pointing at you nomadicfollower....

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now this thread isn't about ganging up on the guy how likes sonnenblumenkernbrot. I can't be the only one with a taste for good German bread.

Yeah, whatever dude. WHATEVER. I've got a Sonnenblumenkernbrotian filter on my computer, so I can't hear Sonnenblumenkernbrotian shit. Fucking kids.

If that's how you wanna be, man. If that's how you wanna be...

Them sonnenblumenkernbrotians are bad news I tell you. Wont catch me talking to any of them folk, no you wont...

I wasn't the one who started going on about Sonnenblumenkernbrot!!! I haven't got the slightest idea about German bread!!! I do like typing in revoltingly large letters though!!! And putting unnecessary exclamations in my posts!!! Sonnenblumenkernbrot!!!

Haha. I haven't the slightest idea about German bread, either, or even how to go about pronouncing their names. So I have as much right as you do going on about sonnenblumenkernbrot.

yeah, nomadicfollower was right, glice is definetly a Weizenmischbrotian....

I have no idea what any of those breads are

Yeah, he fell right into the classic Weizenmischbrotian trap.

Balls. That doesn't make a jot of sense.

Maybe when you get older, you'll know more.
Kids.
Next.

aye the irony it was not him but you!

too ashamed to stand up for your own kind? whatever happened to the pride that came with german bread, I tell you...

I stand by whatever I've said on whatever the current subject is one-hundred percent. In fact, I'd fight anyone to the death if they disagree with me on whatever it is I'm currently arguing/debating about. I'm entirely certain that, whatever the subject, I am probably right, so long as the subject remains entirely and clearly something upon which I am right, which it clearly is.

Zwiebelbrot. The rest can go fuck themselves.

typical stubborn Weizenmischbrotian. your all the same

I like bread rather a lot; in the case of sandwiches, I think people concentrate too much on the filling with the result that the choice of bread is neglected. A sorry state of affairs, as bread maketh the sandwich.

I haven't tried too many GErman breads, but I do like Roggenbrot, so that gets my vote.

In Chester, a little Polish food shop has opened recently, run by a very nice Polish couple, so we've been trying Polish breads. Very nice, they are, especially Polski Chleb, which is excellent as a kind of miniature open sandwich with mature cheese and relish.

Yes, their ignorance is their bliss.

i'm Weibbrot. i fuckin love Germany. went on holidays to berlin, bought me a big chunk of the wall, happy days.


I love the Germans.

I'm not hip to German bread.

We have a Lithuanian bakery here that I've been to a few times, good stuff there. Stuff along the lines of the Polish stuff Hip Priest mentioned.

Of course you can't beat this...

Thats right, Russian Rye, comrades!

If you know more than 5 types for bread and what the difference is, you are a rich elitist bastard. Period. I think it even says that on Wikipedia somewhere.

My German is a little sloppy:

Ich weiB nicht zu viele um Deutsches brot oder Deutsches essen, aber ich weiB Bratwurst ist die Scheiss.

Translation: I don't know much about german bread or food, but I know Bratwurst is the shit.

Italian bread is better than German bread. Viva Italia!

Oh my god, I can't beleive people are still arguing over German bread. I used to be a German bread fan many years ago, but their output just isn't up to scratch these days. I think they're trying to appeal to too wide a market.

Portuguese bread is where it's at these days.

No baguettes are where it's at.they just get better and better.

Yeah, but you're obsessed with phalusses.

I must be innocent minded today but phalluses didn't even cross my mind when i've posted that.

Oh. Maybe I'm the obsessed one then.


WILLIES!!!!!

Exactly! Now... German sausages...then you'll have a thread.

Oh i'm worrying now.I'm making a conscious effort not to mention the word .... today or i'll get shot by somebody.Anyway:
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Oh, it's like an episode of the Dick Emery show round here today.

Kuerbiskernbrot schmeckt mir ganz gut. Klosterbrot auch, aber gab es nicht im Poll.

Was ist "Poll" auf Englisch?

Yes true, and guess what, you ARE awful, but I DO like you. Sorry, had to be done.

More tea vicar?