does daycare nation masturbate?
 

well?

I did once.

do tell.

jesus chris! YOUR GOING STRAIGHT TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL FOR THAT! AND YR GONNA GO BLIND AND GET FURRY PALMS! HOW BOUT THAT HUH!? REPENT!!!!

"do tell."

Okay, well it was sort of an up and down kind of thing, where Mr. Hand was saying hello to his good friend Shaft, and then a volcano erupted, and there was confetti, and all the ewoks danced and sang.

who's he? daycare? of course he is, i just said that.

what? quit talking to yourself. people will think you've started hanging out with me.

Was your favorite track off Rather Ripped playing daycare? Or in your head at least?

why are there never dancing ewoks when i masturbate? i don't want to miss out any longer.

"Was your favorite track off Rather Ripped playing daycare? Or in your head at least?"

Yes, all the ewoks were saying "Incinerate" and the ghosts of Obi Wan and Darth Vader were smiling and nodding and touching themselves.

look at what i have spawned. i would like to take this opportunity to announce that i am starving, someone go get me a bucket of KFC.

I'd think you were doing enough touching of ones self for the whole gang of them.

I don't know if theres a KFC up your ass or not .

hold on, let me check


nope.

It's funny because i'm pretty sure i've seen that picture on this forum at least twice before.

I can't see this picture...It's not the ass one, it's the one before it. What is it? Ewoks?

And when did you grow all that male genitalia? That doesn't compliment your camera friendly breasts at all.

No, the Jedi's are compulsive masturbators. It's almost sick. The ewoks love it though.

That kitten is dead because daycare masturbated!!

awww.. look at him!

yeah i really want it seeing as i need that new coat and shit.

You'll need this bad boy for a new coat, there's hardly any fur on that little guy.

im eatin pizza with ranch dressing! yyyyeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh

gross.

Cat-skin coats are itchy. Don't bother. I highly recommend any endangered species, though.

I'm eating vanilla ice cream.

wrong. it's awesome. you clearly have not tried it. if you did, you wouldnt know what to do with yrself you'd be so awesome-fied.

Now i'm starving.

when in eaton, do as the eaters do. what im trying to say is, fill that tummy bro.

Ok, but I get the drumsticks.

nah i got some cotton candy at walgreens. you can have the whole bucket.

God damn it....I didn't really have an extra 9 bucks to buy that you know. The rest is in the fridge.

okay we can share.

This thread has actually really made me want to see Obi Wan's and Darth Vader's ghosts... And all the Star Wars movies...

Hahaha!

Any thread with GOATSE.CX in it is fine by me.

Daycare, have you ever taken an innocent life?

You know he has, Buck.