You're Invited
 

if you want a spot at the dinner/party.. YOU'VE JUST GOT ONE. PARTY!!

ha ha congrats. can't wait to watch the honeymoon videos. :D

I'm a married man now. Most dudes would be bummed out, but I'm married to fucking TWO CHCISK YEHSJGH!!

!@#$%!- you'll love 'em.

first off, COPYCAT!!!! secondly, i want my invite ! :o

diesel- you bet we got our 63. the password is "coconut", at the door near the hammock.

k-krack- yr post is yr invite.

ohhh sweeeet. whens the wedding?

its a shame my wife wont be here for it...

as soon as danny gets some stuff done. pretty soon.

damn danny, send me the videos....

I want credit for the picture, too. I managed to get the timer mode on my camera right.

The honeymoon was great. Growing an extra penis was some effort, but I got used to it.

oh snap, i missed the wedding AND the honeymoon??!!

I still get Danny on the side, right?

will hayden still get danny on the side?

Well I could grow three penises, I guess...

good, hayden will be glad to learn this. also, will you still be DJing all the minor events and major parties on the board?

He better be. He can fuck me and DJ at the same. I don't command full attention.

Of course. If I learn the ability to cast off penises, then I can send one penis off to do DJ'ing while I get bizzy wid it.

how very honourable on yr part, monsieur asche. i would be proud to call you someone i talk with on the sonic youth forum.

That may take some skill.

detachable penises? sweet.

I got schizo and cantankerous to marry me. I have a lot of skill.

oh-hoho!!! ar'nchu just little mister busy-body?! busy as a bee! jeez louise, you got three babes to get down with, and a successful (highly )DJing career. i think you should be on oprahs list of then "top ten busy motherfuckers"

Just bumping this very sexy image. Taken minutes after the honeymoon; pleasure is transfixed on the wives' faces.

i dsee that, you musta shook them all night long. really shook them.... alll.. niight... looongggg... woo. *gtr solo!!!!!YEAAAHHH ROCK!

i like that you can only see from my neck up. who knows WHATS going on down there.

k-krack- i knocked him out with my american thighs.

Yeah, considering how many penises I have.

i did, i snuck in and took pics.. ill upload em as soon as they upload themselves, hold tight everyonez.

how many are you up to?

Like.... jeez.. I can't count. You know my math is bad. Nine?

Ahahaha eww. How..?

Crackers.

Is it even physically possible?

sorry, my camera was being faulty

danny was gone to the bathroom while you two were being naked. and you ahd taken the covers off the bed at that point. and also, dannys pillow.. he took it to the bathroom, cos he has this wierd thing with pillows... did you notice that girls?

Cantankerous has weird boobs. I am so disillusioned.

It works wonders.

yeah.. think she has a disease. she actually wears a wonderbra so as not to let on she has wierd boobs.

Toon looks weird, though. I used to watch Byker Grove.

oh yes i will be here, husband dearest....

schizo i'm so glad you're getting married. does this mean we won't be having any more lesbian, cage dancing, liver swapping, binge drinking parties? not to mention the wild sex

i aassure you (although im not schizo) that there will only be MORE of those. because we are CRAZY and PARTYERS at heart.