What's the worst thing in the world?
 

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A busker with a small dog.

Loneliness

People.

goth.

But i havent seen that many if memory doesn't fail me.In fact i've never seen one.Thank god for them.

Touché. There's an infestation of them here. They all have big clunky shoes.

i saw bunches in dublin.

Worse?What about this then?

I wanna ruin that with my shoes.

And she operates outside my work.

There's a very large woman who sings lilting Irish folk songs and other tunes from a lawn chair near my office building from 10 to 5, but only in cold months! She sits out there all bundled up and sings these songs for money. It's both annoying and sad. Sometimes I wish she'd just shut up.

kind of similar: in the hotel i stayed during my holidays this year there was this female singer who'd perform every afternoon for an unintressed bunch of people eating cookies. we called her 'chanteuse en rêvant d'une carrière' (singer dreaming of a career)

There's also a young street urchin who says the oddest thing when she's panhandling: "Sir, excuse me, could you spare some change for a dollar?"

I think she means she wants spare change, like a dollar's worth. But it sounds like, "Will you give me spare change if I give you a dollar?"

Very strange. In the pouring rain. Penny Lane is in my ears...

That's good. I'll have to remember that. And brush up on my French pronunciation!

go you. my french pronunciation isn't great either, but ok enough :P

popped collars are the worst

abuse of power.

Cancer.

War.

What's it good for?

UH! Absolutely nothing.

Stepping in dog shit, then tracking it all over the house, making the house smell like dog shit.

there is so much wrong with the world that its impossible to list just one thing.

people driving cars who don't care about pedestrians, people on bikes or playing children and just race through town like crazy.

Let's keep it to a simple list, then:

1. War
2. Cancer
3. Famine
4. Disease
5. Child abuse
6. Rape
7. Murder
8. Poverty
9. Buskers
10. Digital music technology

Most of these fall under my umbrella term of "people," you know.

These kids...


Ha! I fucking love this picture...

The one on the left will lose his virginity last.

Totally. He's the pity friend who really wasn't even into that shitty music, but he just moved to a new school and needed to be accepted by someone.










He's me... *cries*

Did you need me to send you a pair of socks?

I'll manage.

hippies.

The one on the right will end up on an episode of Intervention. He will agree to go to rehab but will fail, become a junky, get convicted for burglary and assault, and he'll end up somebody's bitch in state prison for a good part of his young adult life.

The middle guy will become a store manager at K-Mart.

They look like they might be about to committ something horrible in the woods,like roasting an old lady alive or something.I hope i'm wrong.

I second that.

I'm betting he's somebody's bitch right now.

i must say the middle one's teal pants are pretty rad

1. Bono
2. Mimes
3. Performing Arts Students
4. Jamie Oliver
5. Business Studies Students
6. Hippies.
7. People who insist on elaborate handshakes
8. "I don't give a fuck what people think" types.
9. Metallers/ Hardcore kiddies.
10. Wankers like me.

Umm........



Pretentious Intellectual Fuckers.









*cough*

What about self-referential internet nobodies?