Weirdest thing to happen to you today?
 

Mine is Falling asleep for thirty seconds while standing up.

I tried to work out how to wear flip flops... in the rain...

I saw a car vs bicycle accident this morning.
Looked pretty bad for the woman on the bike....

My brother was here.
I had no idea.

i stood in the very room where germany surrendered the second world war.

i got salami in my sandwich instead of chicken....

god i have a boring life.

thge damn mandolin kept detuning.

i apparently fell asleep on the phone with some record people.

The guy who usually sells me smokes asked me for ID. Fucker.

ha ha sound slike the authorities have been onto him.

fuckin wankbag, i hate those ID obsessed dickheads. i'm 28 so it hasnt happened in a while - but i say "serve the underage for they are the youth of tomorrow"

they have never asked me for ID.
I'm 15 lawl.

After nearly 4 months of trying to get Shittish Gas to give us the money they owe us since our move to npower, we rang them yet again tonight and they apologised and said they're sending a cheque for the full amount plus an additional 'goodwill' payment to cover the money we've spent on telephone calls. How 'bout that?

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i could not figure out which way to put on a dress the zipper looked liek it was supposed to be in the front but it wasn't. bahhhh

:)

Not me, I'm well out. Dodgy bastards.

And I don't believe that claim, either, no matter how often they make it.

i just got my bank overdraft charges reversed. not fucking bad.

I can't get any of my friends to go see the Violent Femmes tonight. It's fucking FREE and they won't go. LAME.

Oh, and weird.

ditch your friends

get new ones

Bastards. I had to pay and go all the way to London to see the Femmes.

Bitchslap them mofo's

Hahaha honestly.
I've never been asked for ID so it got me really pissed off, plus the lack of nicotine.

Some crazy bitch pulled out infront of me and I had to swerve into the other lane.

also i was standing waiting for the metro and it came from nowhere and almost blew me over

I enjoyed a convesation with my boss. Fabulous.

falling off my bike? I dont know.

it's started to rain after a very beautiful morning. fuck you rain.

I took my megazord to school...

i just got off the tram with six bikes on it. all owned by these young nathan barley young 'hip' professionals who crowded the whole damn thing up so that no one could get to a seat and laughed at anyone who tried to get by. whats the point in having a bike if you take it on public transport? people like this should be made to suffer.

When I ride public transport I leave my bike at home.
One of the many reasons I prefer biking is that it negates the need to utilize public transport.
Most cities are hardly large enough to justify not just getting on your fucking bike and riding the whole way. Certainly where I live, there is no excuse.

today i went running with my team and an old lady came up to us and asked us what we were doing for a workout, she then said she was deacon and that a really fast kid might join the team, i almost told her to fuck off b/c I really didnt give a fuck

That would have been awesome. Old people + swearing = great.

I joined a new Led Zeppelin forum and was banned almost immediately. I made 11 posts and because I wouldn't identify who I was from the old board...the people were all paranoid and the administrator...this geeky 18 y.o. freaked chick.....axed my ass !!! It was so fucked up...pussies deluxe !

Fuck 'em.

i washed my hair

my friend actually mimed over to me to say nothing, because he knew i wanted to mess with her.

Going into my sister's room to shut her windows for the AC to work properly and seeing a vibrator on the floor. Fuck this heat.

oh jesus those awkward sibling moments are the worst. i've had tons with my brother

how old is she

17.

Soon you'll bump into her while she's using it.