Your Last Wishes?
 

From the Chatroom thread- no one started it so I am.

If you knew you were dying in a week, what would your wishes and last things you do be?

Umm...
Fall in love. Lose my virginity. Smoke 1000 cigarettes in a week.

You guys should list the nusic you want played at your funeral and who you want to give the eulogy.

I don't know....falling in love with one week to live would be, in many ways, awful. Perhaps the most bittersweet thing that you could possibly think of.

Things i'd do before i die
- tell my dad to fuck off
- visit New York, seattle, los angeles, portland, san francisco.
- try heroin and LSD and all sorts of other drugs.
- get lots of tattoo's

My dying wish would be to get laid. Hell, I'm wishing that everyday.

I would just let my friends know how much they mean to me.

Friends don't mean shit, no offense to you, it's just I have never had a friend that was a true friend. Being there for you when you're at your lowest, & always being by your side. I've had no friends do these such things.
Friends don't exist.

I totally know where you're coming from.
I don't have much friends.
But my friends are all they could be for me.

My best friend is my sister actually.
She's beyond words.

Well, it makes me happy that you're happy, honestly. That's all I want for anyone. & I am lucky enough to have the talents of making music, so I shouldn't be complaining.

burn my body or feed it to the vultures.

no burial for me- fuck that expensive egotistical bullshit.

Since schizo started this thread, in case I do die, I bequeath my entire record collection to you.

Wouldnt really care. Id be diying in a week.

Aww, thanks truncated.

My funeral songs would be The Diamond Sea in its entirety, Kill Yr Idols, and Bastards Of Young by the Replacements.

I'd make sure everyone I loved knew that.

I would also get some hot sexing.

id like to have goodnight ladies by lou reed played at my funeral,

Im to sexy by that bald model guy

right said fred,

i wouldn't mind shaking hell by SY, some double leopards, some merzbow, some early swans and that harry pussy tune where it sounds like adris hoyos is being raped to be played at my funeral, but each crazed heavy thing would have to be followed by some really upbeat happy tune by YMO. then back to the crushing misery and heaviness.


anyway, friends rule, i'm glad i have plenty. forget falling in love, your friends are the people who you've known for years and will be there regardless of who you are fucking/dating/"in love" with.

and i want to be buried with my record collection.

a computer on rotation playing my music colection.

I'm Too Sexy is the best song to play at a funeral ever.

If I couldn't be buried, I'd want my ashes to fly from an aeroplane over the sea, or kept by my family and equally divided up to other people I love.

i wouldnt mind having something like melt banana being played as they lower me into the ground, or maybe sexx laws by beck

or tears for fears or something

"mtv makes me want to smoke crack" by beck would be pretty cool. stuff by wolf eyes played at full blast would be awesome.

girls just want to have fun by cyndi lauper,

ive made up my mind this is the only song ill allow to be played at my funeral, it has to be on repeat for the entire service,

That'd be a fun funeral, an upbeat song being played.

I'd also want a video played, just clips from Battlestar Galactica, The Empire Strikes Back The Year Punk Broke and some Italian horror films woven together.

now youre talking

I can't honestly think what I'd do. I don't have any close friends or relatives (except for my mom), so forget the whole social bonding thing. Actually, very few people would even remember me after I'm gone. haha.
As for last wishes... No idea. In that situation falling in love would probably be the last thing I'd want to experience. Also I wouldn't want anyone to do things for me either, or other way around.

I don't give a shit about what is done to my body after death, although I'm not very fond of the idea of hanging it in a tree naked.

At the funeral my choice of music would be something as noisy as it takes to make people leave.
I'd donate my record collection to few people who can appreciate the music.
In fact I should also donate my organs. So before anyone does anything to my body, he or she should first remove anything that might help others (or is worth any money).

I'd really like to donate my organs.

If I had just a few days to live I would go around taking shits on the windshields of people's cars.