Hello i am Death welcome me
 

what do you call yourselves? no don't answer that because it really doesn't matter. just welcome me

everybody welcome the x-th incarnation of Cantankerous.

i shall be worshipped

Yawn.

Good morning.

why are you typing in my thread?

it would be much better if you dropped dead

this message board will deteriorate, if it hasn't already

Of course.

Absolutely.

Because I'm dead. Boooom!! DEAD! Got it? lol

it would really turn me on if you'd tie me up and give me an intense footjob

Is this going to be a funny sockpuppet, or another non-Pookie one (ie shit)?

Good morning treacle. Did you sleep well? XxX

if anything that is the only rational thing a man can do these days. i'm sure you and this genteel person have been aroused by each others fart gas while you're in his mothers basement all alone. you and your fart fetishes. my job is not an easy one

try cutting the connection of your internet. put that in the oven and see if it bakes

good morning baby.
look, i'm dead!! lol

and good morning to you sweety. i missed you

come to bed i've been waiting for you

DEEEEEAAAADDDDDD!!!:)

lol. it's amusing how you try to hide it even though i'm sure everyone on this message board is aware that you jerk off to the thought of the aroma of genteel deaths shitty farts. or maybe you yourself can't remember doing that, your username seems peculiar to me. it says password forgetter, it's evident your memory isn't so sharp to begin with

the text on my phone is small and I'm not wearing glasses. I thought this thread was started by Derek.

why do we need two types of death? gentilification is enough!

oh, and, my condolences, Derke.

death, when will you put me outta misery?

oh bondage, up yours!

say hi to Poly Styrene.

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Oh okay I think I'm starting to figure out the humour on this board.......

when you've finished, please let us know.

there is no humour on this board

apparently, someone wasn't paying attention

never. i enjoy seeing those in misery. i only take people who prefer staying alive. makes my work much more enjoyable

however, if you were to ask me when i'll marry you we can have the wedding right here on this board

damn gonna have to kill myself per nicks advice

board weddings din't ink and floaty already do that one:)

may I officiate? oh please say yes please please please.

oh alright

voodoo ceremony

I didn't have a SYG wedding. my wedding was T.Rex themed.

I know, but you gotta admit it was the SYG talk of the time;)

it was? I wouldn't know. I wasn't really posting then.

i feel like i am suddenly in the presence of evil

knoxy??? is that you?????????

who are you talking to?

are we supposed to hold your load on each tooth until you recharge?

how long does that take? for me it's about 30 seconds, but I suspect you would take much much longer.

how about I cum in your eye-socket instead and we just call it even????????????

i was about to commit to a serious relationship with.. i don't remember her fucking name now. but since you want to be lazy, i will accept a shot to the eye socket.. only if you'll bury me alive afterwards

It never ends. With or without Death.