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porkmarras 08.29.2006 03:20 PM

So,how old is too old then?
 
32?

Toilet & Bowels 08.29.2006 03:21 PM

29.

porkmarras 08.29.2006 03:23 PM

I want to learn how to play the mandolin.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 08.29.2006 03:23 PM

right now: 19

Toilet & Bowels 08.29.2006 03:30 PM

as far as girls being to old for me though.... i don't know, it would depend on the person, i think it would be weird to shag someone of my parents age, but that doesn't mean i would never do it either.

wax 08.29.2006 03:34 PM

32.
im 25.
anyway, too old for what?
sex or girl/boyfriend.
there are alot of japanese ladies ive seen in their 40's who look very very good.

Cantankerous 08.29.2006 03:35 PM

toilette, i'm legal on my next birthday!

acousticrock87 08.29.2006 03:36 PM

I'm 19, and probably wouldn't go for anyone over 22.

porkmarras 08.29.2006 03:36 PM

I'm not talking about anything specifically.More how old do you feel?I felt 45890 when i was 16.you?

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 08.29.2006 03:37 PM

if it;s just shagging, I'd go much higher.

static-harmony 08.29.2006 04:11 PM

I say 35 ask me in ten years again

Cantankerous 08.29.2006 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
I'm not talking about anything specifically.More how old do you feel?I felt 45890 when i was 16.you?

45891.

Ripchord 08.29.2006 04:53 PM

17.

porkmarras 08.29.2006 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
45891.

age gap

gmku 08.29.2006 05:06 PM

Old as dirt is too old.

samuel 08.29.2006 06:31 PM

12 1/2

!@#$%! 08.29.2006 06:38 PM

charlie chaplin married his wife oona when he was 56 and she 17.

they had 8 children together.

of course he could get it up, obviously. so you're too old when 1) you can't fly your airplane or 2) your runway is full of potholes.

porkmarras 08.29.2006 06:47 PM

3)When you're not charlie chaplin

ni'k 08.29.2006 06:56 PM

as long as they havent crusted over, they're ok for me

k-krack 08.29.2006 08:46 PM

aahahahaa, ni'k you got one sick sense of humour, my man.

HaydenAsche 08.29.2006 09:29 PM

I have a thing for older men. Not like grandfathers but Savage Clone and Porky are definately some pieces of well aged man meat.

Savage Clone 08.29.2006 11:48 PM

I am simultaneously honored and insulted by these remarks.

Cantankerous 08.29.2006 11:48 PM

not obscenely older than i am, although i will make the exception for a certain someone named toilet & bowels.

schizophrenicroom 08.29.2006 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
I have a thing for older men. Not like grandfathers but Savage Clone and Porky are definately some pieces of well aged man meat.


Yeah, second. I won't even go into my numerous wildly inappropriate crushes.

Toilet & Bowels 08.29.2006 11:54 PM

am i obscenely old then?

schizophrenicroom 08.29.2006 11:55 PM

no. just obscenely hot.

Cantankerous 08.29.2006 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom
no. just obscenely hot.

you took the words right out of my mouth. how unsanitary.

Toilet & Bowels 08.29.2006 11:56 PM

oooh, competition!

static-harmony 08.29.2006 11:56 PM

As long as they cant get into the mood.

schizophrenicroom 08.29.2006 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
you took the words right out of my mouth. how unsanitary.


yeah, i got something all over my fingers now.

DemonBox 08.30.2006 12:19 AM

36.

Tokolosh 08.30.2006 04:15 AM

 

When you're in one of these.

Style 08.30.2006 05:10 PM

I did it a few months back with someone who is 37, I'm 23. It's true what they say about experience, but she literally sucked the skin off my cock. I couldn't masturbate for an entire week. a painful week it was.

Style 08.30.2006 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh
 

When you're in one of these.


for some people that's a turn on.

Cantankerous 08.30.2006 05:13 PM

at least you don't have to bring flowers. they're already there.

k-krack 08.30.2006 05:35 PM

ba-dum-dum csss!!
good one.

(must spread... you know the drill)

schizophrenicroom 08.30.2006 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Style
I did it a few months back with someone who is 37, I'm 23. It's true what they say about experience, but she literally sucked the skin off my cock. I couldn't masturbate for an entire week. a painful week it was.


oh man.


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