Egads, a s-s-s-spider!
 

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Setting it free was your first mistake dude.

Kill that bitch.

just smash it, you pussy.

I thought he had changed. He's just grown into a mean old ex-con spider.

I don't know where it is now. He's waiting in the shadows.

trap him under a glass and let him die of suffocation, or throw him out of the window

Eat him.

put him on a piece of paper and set him free into the woods seven miles away, so he is disoriented, confused and misses his family.

If I were to have to kill a spider by myself I would have to stand 8 feet away with some fucking spray. I can't stand spirder. They are the worst pieces of shit on the planet.

I have respect for spiders because they get rid of those dumb bastard leatherjacket things.

I like spiders I hate roaches though.

So, I guess you've read Charlotte's web?
Loved it when I was a kid. :)

Spiders kick ass!

Nice, I started reading it at my ex's house one time and she kept persisting that we "make out" but I was all "I don't have time fo' that, I'm reading a good ass book"

with something like this i operate a thng i like to call "the three strike rule"
you can probably guess how this works, i would'nt like to kill a spider at all, i'm not a Mary or anything but if i can help it i'll aid it to safety, if it comes back, i'll aid it again... thats the second strike, comes back a third time??? its a dead motherfucker on the heel end of my shoe.. like the end of a cartoon... de de de da de THATS ALL FOLKS!!!!

It works well, i apply it to all aspects of my life, friends family members ect..
oh yes.. dont fuck wiv da fishmonkey

at least not 3 times anyways.

Did ya finish the book Inhuman? :rolleyes:
It's a beautiful heartwarming story. That's all I can say.

I got to chapter 3 before she confiscated it. I was really getting into it too. She said that the book was for kids, so I said "YOU'RE for kids" and I continued to read, so she took it away

On a different note... I see that you're from Ontario, Canada.
I used to live in Windsor in the late 70's. By the Detroit River.
I will never forget that place.

I have one of those clear plastic container shelving units with three drawers that I keep Sonic Youth cds in, & in the bottom drawer there was this huge spider in there the other day. I tried to get up & grab some tissue to get it with, but he had hidden in the meantime. So, the next day he reappeared & I was ready & got it outside. It was the largest spider I'd seen in a long time.
I know, not very interesting.
My house right now is filled with crickets which is supposed to be good luck.
The other day, I went to the water cooler & at the base of it, this spider had pinned this cricket down. I let it be & the next day I went to clean up the cricket carcass & take it away & put it in the toilet. As soon as I reached down to get the cricket, the spider peeped out from underneath the water cooler as if to say, "hey, buddy, what are you doing there?...that's mine."
The stangest thing recently was there were two of these bugs that I saw on successive days. they looked like spiders. I think they had eight legs, (maybe it was only six --- which seems more likely) but the back two legs were like a grasshopper. When I tried to scoop them up in the tissue & put back outside, they would jump in unpredictable ways. It was weird, as if one of their hind legs were more powerful than the other, or as if they had control of which one was more powerful which caused them to jump in a manner that was not straight ahead like one would expect.

spiders don't bother me, but i fuckin hate them butterflies

Oh God, jumping hybrid cricket spiders?

No shit...some sort of new species, perhaps.

This is a bizarre coincidence/synchronicity, but I saw the biggest spider I've ever seen just today after responding to this thread earlier.
I was out in the two car garage behind my house today that's used as a storage space for boxes for my business. I was out there digging through boxes looking for something & on the side of a box right by me was the largest arachnid I've ever seen in person outside of a pet store.
It wasn't as big as some tarantulas, but it was huuuuuuge...much larger than what I would consider a very large spider. Maybe it was a tarantula, because it was a bit hairy & fuzzy. I left it alone, figuring that it probably kills lots of bugs out there.
Also, on the way back from the garage, on the stone patio was half a mouse. There's this neighborhood wild cat that roams around my backyard & that of my adjacent neighbors. Only the back half of the mouse was on my patio. The weird thing is that earlier today the cat was in the backyard in this spot where it likes to nap & I was out there smoking a cigarette & as it stretched, I would mimic it. Maybe it left half the mouse for me haha. It usually never comes very close to the house & you can't get near that cat.

You need a restraining order against that spider.

When I was 6 or 7, there was a spider much like the one Atari is describing behind my dresser in my room. I was already scared since I had watched "Aracnaphobia", and I've been terrified of them ever since.

The one I was referring to earlier was about three inches. I'm guessing with its legs, the one in the garage is about seven inches or more long. I could have squashed it with something, but then again, if that happened not to kill it, it might have jumped on me. A bite from that thing would send one to the hospital, I'm sure. I was rummaging in a box right next to it, & it never moved. A friend came by later & I went out there to show it to him & the spider was still in the same spot. Oh & the first thing my friend said was that it was the biggest one he'd ever seen.

7 inches with the legs? The one in my room was probably about 5 inches. Although it has been a long time and I try to block it out my memory.

There was a black widow on the wall outside the door to my room, and my mom called me out and scared me with it. :(

Scary shit...scary shit...

Yeah, he sends me threatening letters and mixtapes full of love songs.

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/...e+-in%3Ascraps

This thing was in my bathroom. *shudders*