how long before he gave up?
 

hour 0 minute 15 - glice throws down his instrument and storms off in a huff, muttering that "none of you fucking deserve to see me sweat."? noone cares.

hour 15 - a picnic basket of abused children is discovered behind glices amp, pope ratzinger phones the local constabulary to "smooth things over"?

hour 19 - genteel stage invades, twirling his stretched tank top in his hand, his fat, hairy man tits jiggling like epileptic jelly fish, and begins sucking him off as he plays. glice is unable to distinguish his guitar from his wang and starts plucking the locks of genteels greasy back hairs instead of strings?

hour 25 - glice realizes he is at home in his living room, naked, with the amp not even plugged in?

hour 29 - glice has heart attack?

hour 31 - mass suicide?

hour 36 - noone even noticed it fucking happened?

i am pretty sure it was great.

I am pretty sure I wasn't there.

What a shame that some people actually do something with their life rather than whinging in quite a boring way to an audience that gives not a single fuck.

If anyone else is interested, it went well but was quite difficult.

i dont know man.

if this counts as "doing something" with your lief, ur on the wrong track bb.

it's just fret wanking onanism taking to extremes of pointlessness in futile affirmation of the bad choices you've made thus far.

"experimental" music that is nothing but an exercise in the most tiresome cliche. a nightmare of a duty bound scribe in the wire office who stares at the clock and fears 5o'clock will never come and he'll be forced to sit through this turgid shit for eternity.

and all so u can boast to the lil bois in the seminary.

hahahahaha. nik don't ever leave.

fucking hell this is so great i can't stop laughing at these sentences

Nik: a modern day shakespeare

shaqsepseer suks my dik.

i'm pretty sure i have tits

woah 36 horus.

These are all valid points. Except valid points generally presuppose the possibility of entering into dialogue. Whereas you tiresomely criticise anything that presents itself to you and offer nothing back, except the occasional hissy fit if anyone says anything even remotely cutting to you. Beyond 'lol @ nik's asinine horsehit' [see above].

no glice, really, i was just trying to be a dick, i promise.

No Nik, you really have nothing to offer anyone, I promise.

Arguing with people from the internet on the internet is just beautiful. You are both such heroes to mankind.

And nobody has to put up with YOUR ugly looking face shouting at them. Perfect.

Oh, you!

What a shame people get so butt broke over a dead forum and don't know how to shut their computer off.

you're being called ugly by old crusty onion rings, blood and semen papier mached into the crude shape of a head and enchanted with the ability to speak stock phrases by a witch.

at least that's what i think it is.

honestly i've shit out more aesthetically appeasing things than genteeldeaths fucking face.

i loved that game

But then, how would they be able to insult you?

Do you still have that picture of yourself where you have bleached blond hair, you're wearing smelly grungy clothes and your face looks like it's been shat on by an elephant? That's the one that made me understand many things about you. And what can I say? I'm sorry.

whats wrong with that vagina
and i mean the gif thing, not Genteel Death

Who knows what's wrong with the vagina. It's from a video called "huge sex toys" or something. There's many more of them if you'd like.

hayden is a connoisseur of butt videos

things happening in this thread:

fucks - not found.

0 fucks are able to be given at this point

kill yourself.


also there is nothing really to be said in response to genteel because his self awareness is at 0 and he's just lashing out between buckets of fried cancer fat.

this is great.

but am i reading this wrong or did 2 of them say they caught their husbands in bed with their husbands own mother?

no thats it

is it with their husbands' mothers or their (the ladies') stepmothers coz they got adopted?

mmm i didn't pay attention but i think her stepmother slept with her husband, not the husband with his own stepmother - because she was evil and didn't want her to be happy, sort of like a cinderella type of thing

but i prefer the guy with the coke bottle up his ass saying i'm a little cat.

you know if he was from US/UK he would be so ashamed of his desire that he would do it in the dark with his eyes closed and probably do it wrong. he would never be unself conscious enough to do something as cool as saying "i'm a little cat".

this is the legacy of our puritan heritage.

it isn't often you see something like that.

This has been a very amusing couple of pages of conversation, but the one thing i feel is lacking is Derek or Nik posting a picture of a ruptured arsehole with their own faces doing the cutting. Could you please satisfy my craving? Thankyou.

Uh... if anyone wants the full 36 hour performance, but isn't likely to want to spend a reasonable amount of money on a DVD (or two) on buying it, PM me for the torrent link. NB - it is 36 hours, so don't come pissing and whinging if it's unfathomably long and not well-seeded. And I will be gradually releasing/ uploading highlights.