Porky's 8000th.
 

What shall we do to celebrate Porkmarras's 8000th post?

Shall I do a poll?

Yes, why not.

i'm officially the saddest human being on the planet.

holy fuck 8000????

Get the kettle on Porky.

I chose the 4th option of course..

Ok.I'll have my unofficial housewarming party thrown in there too.then.

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Here's a thank you note for you:
http://www.badongo.com/file/1340663

"This Note's For You"

Don't want no cash
Don't need no money
Ain't got no stash
This note's for you.

Ain't singin' for Pepsi
Ain't singin' for Coke
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a joke
This note's for you.

Ain't singin' for Miller
Don't sing for Bud
I won't sing for politicians
Ain't singin' for Spuds
This note's for you.

Don't need no cash
Don't want no money
Ain't got no stash
This note's for you.

I've got the real thing
I got the real thing, baby
I got the real thing
Yeah, alright.

Tea and Cake! Tea and Cake!

I took the duck option. Ducks are always a good option.

Tea and cake man. I've never had British Tea

Earl Grey...you have & you don't realize it maybe.

Feeding the ducks is always a nice thing to do.

I read that as 'Feeling the ducks', which isn't much fun if I'm honest.

Foxes, however...

In my experience, ducks can be real assholes.


Geese can be troublesome.

Homer: gee thanks, I already knew that...some guy outside told me.

...foxes are great. Bats have really nice soft fur, so they're nice to stroke.

Well, there's no such thing as British Tea really. It's all grown in India or China or other places where the weather is conducive to tea growing (up the side of a mountain usually).

There is one company in the UK that makes tea from leaves grown in the UK but it is prohibitively expensive. No idea what it's like but I was planning on writing to them on the off chance they would send me some free tea bags. Never got round to it though.

Foxes are beautiful looking creatures but they strike me as being mean.

Well, I meant the kind of tea that is popular in the UK. Because nobody really drinks hot tea in the US. We drink sweetened ice tea

Porky's party, with tea, ducks, and foxes. To make everyone happy.

No-one else wants the boy porn?

true...pekoes from China & India are where most everyone gets their tea whether they ice it or drink it hot.

The parade has started.Three posts to go.

Have you been deleting some of your posts to put off the inevitable?

Wait until the tea & cake option is winning before posting 8000.

Sorry, I was just being pedantic as usual :)

Chabib must be having fun messing with my post count.hehe

He should be taken to a carvery. His mother is always saying how he needs fattening up. "It's-a not-a right-a for a good Italian boy to be so thin-a" she says. She's the Italian Mark E Smith, you know.

Haha.If anything my mum is a terrible cook and she asks me to stop drinking and smoking like i do whenever she has to play the mum role model.How's Mr sonicl himself?Did you get my pm?

I got the pm thanks. Have a great time this evening. My cold keeps pretending to go away, but in fact it's just staging a tactical retreat while it regathers its forces for another offensive.

one more to go!post it here pork!

Boom!

yuppi.i do not know if you are happy or not about it,so i kept a low profile.ha ha.i'm minimalist today,save with photoshop things.

give him buttsecks