What is on your shirt right now?
 

Sonic Youth "Nurse" logo that I bought at a show

Crumbs from my lunch (cheese and pickle sandwiches).

Poo.

Rays of sunlight shining through the blinds

all black, no logo.

Joy Division silkscreen, some stray flecks of paint from when I did my living room. This shirt is about 19 years old and barely hanging in there.

i wearing my work uniform but lastnight i had the same shirt as you on.

Cheese and pickle?Eurrghh!That's disgusting.Not a patch on vegmite.

black tshirt nothing on it.

buttons.

Black Belt Jones!

Dork.

Nothing. The sartorially elegant gentleman is always spotless.

Bloody foreigners, coming into our country and criticising our cuisine.

Piss off, pasta boy!!!

pasta rules!

pish pish... english food sucks no matter how you try to cover that up. of course you have raw milk stilton & other delights but the italians win here, just like in the world cup. no reason to be bitter...

I don't know many of your fellow countrymen who would say that cheese and pickle is a nice option either.Take that!

Ah, you mix with too many Londoners. Here in the countryside we know PROPER food!

english food is bland. Roast dinner, apparently the highest of english cuisine, is just a load stuff put in an oven for awhile and very little else done to it. Where's the flavour?

Where's the flavour? The flavour's in the food! That's the point - if the food tastes good enough it doesn't need to be drowned in sauces and shit.

Shameful of me but i don't really eat pasta that much.I've had instant noodles for dinner last night wich means i'm probably well and truly on my way out soon.

Give us a break.

Kit Kats? You want fucking Kit Kats??????

Yes please.Calm down or you'll upset the neighbours,Rosie.

Countryside!!

Don't forget some of us know where you live.

That wasn't meant to sound like a threat by the way.

I have nothing on my shirt and nor should anybody else over the age of 30.

oh you mean like dry corned beef and pickled crap? oh yes that is the apex of flavour isn't it?

and no, italian food is not just "pasta". ah, the ignorance. i think i'm going to shed a tear. really.

Exactly!Slough......countryside......erm........

I was exagerating anyway but English food isn't that great in comparison to other nations' food eg Italy.

I'm not in Slough anymore!!!

Which is probably why I have a cold. I'm not used to clean chemical-free air.

What's wrong with eating bacon & eggs with a plateful of baked beans at 6:30am in the morning!!??

egg & pig farts for the rest of the day might be wrong with it maybe? :D

Thank you, Tokolosh. You can be my friend. As long as I can switch the bacon for hash browns.

Fresh air's overrated.

goo cover,appropriate.

Is your shirt a nice fit? Hahahahah! ahahh hah

..................I'm an idiot.

But the countryside doesn't really exist or does it?Jade of big brother said so and it must be true.

Thats true, the government are lieing to us to make it seem that the world isn't overcrowded.

i don't think you were exaggerating at all. i'd even go further!

i would dare anyone to find an english food that can compete with something like a good risotto. and is a dried up roast beef any kind of match for osso buco? no way!!

(do i sound like a depraved glutton? oh yes...)