omg I'm soooo SOBER
 

Haven't had a thing to drink since Monday. Haven't even had any caffeine in two days. Is anyone else in here sober?

I'm fucking wasted.

Sounds like you're the OPPOSITE of what I am, buddy. Haha.

YEEEAHHH!

i got drunk last night to celebrate moving into my new home
had fun.

I've never been drunk.

PWN

You lie!

NO, SRS.

I've smoked alot of pot and had alot of drugs up my nose but never got drunk.

Never touched drugs or alcohol. Does that mean I win?

No. The more you do the cooler you are.

DUH.

I saw that one coming as soon as I hit the reply button.

i haven't drank in ages

Ew. Why man, why?

Because I was a dumb kid. I didn't like coke or anything, though. I was strictly a vicodin man.

Oh, I've never known that to be snorted.

It works faster that way. Kids at my school do that and oxycontin like that.

Dorks.

I have really bad heartburn right now. owww

LOL. I don't get heartburn.

pwnzzz

I should take a shot of vodka to rid myself of it.

Vodka burns, though. That would suck.

The only time I'vereally been drunk was from vodka. It does. we had mad fun though

yeah i had caffeine in coke, but that doesnt count

edit: yeah and no i didnt drink any hard stuff since i came from holiday

I'm still alcohol and caffeine free...This makes the longest I've gone since I was three....haha, j/k

It now 8:10 pm and I'm drinking coffee. I'm so hardcore! I may smoke a bowl later on and listen to some music and watch a movie if I think my throat can handle it. It's Friday night and I'm at home which sorda sucks but, party on sober people!

I may live it up tomorrow and have some coffee at defensive driving.