steve jobs rip
 

apple co-founder died today aged 56.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15193922

must spread rep.

lol [rip steve]

99.9999%%% people diagnosed with pancreatic cancer live less than 6 months because by the time you feel sick, it's too late.

what kind of black magic do you reckon he practices???

btw....how dare you people make fun of this poor man's heroic demise...

how
dare
you
.

alright, I'm done. rip bro

hahahaha I can't help but laugh...I'm sorry.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

stop that!! stop that right now!!!!

R.I.P.

not so funny jokes in my opinion

sorry dude, hope he's in an app-ier place

All this talk about cancer makes me dizzy..
fuckin hate to hear about it..(hypochondria)

He was a great marketer, you would think he singlehandedly invented the technology and style by the gushing in the media. The corporates love him because he made them so much money. But is it really a good thing that now Apple is the single largest music retailer? Since cash is no good online, you basically need to be approved by the State to buy music now.

Was it pancreatic cancer? He must've eaten a lot of bologna and bacon, get them nitrates and nitrites in him.

You'd think this was anational day or mourning, like he did something important or something. Sorry. I don't think these devices are that important. Just profitable.

I live with and love my iPod!!! I hope this thread gets pancreatic cancer and dies quickly!!!!!

Gonan smoke a bowl. Oh wait....this isn't resins rips?

The bullshit-fest on facebook and the News has lived down to all my expectations, quoting his cod-philosophy as if he were Nelson Mandela or Martin Luther King. he was a guy who sold consumables to you at a marked up price and made shitloads doing so, it drives me up the wall *continues ranting away*

this thread is not very PC.

Sorry, I see it as a big deal. In the grand advance of technology.

I'm just going to say that the quality of humour on this forum is substantially lower than on other forums. 24 posts to get to the 'un-PC' gag. Shame on you, SYG.

Blah overdose blah tablets.
Blah jobless pun.
Blah app-morpheme.

if ni'k were here, he would have done it in 5 (or less) and included a zippy follow-up to glice. he'd point out that entire Internet is a wasteland of lolcats, Chinese keyloggers and CIA honeypots (at which point tesla would appear, excuse n'ik for his previous indiscretions toward his character and applaud n'ik's mother for raising such a fine son).

me? I wish Lilly was still around.

hey look what i found on my hard drive.

isnt this someone's daughter?

to be fair, most females are; at least, the ones that aren't sons.

Blah no FLASH photography at the funeral.

Another few entries for the Frankie Boyle memorial time capsule (Soon to be completed, please God....)

But it also would've been witless, mawkish and ultimately revolving around self-abasement.

Blah uploaded blah cloud.

Where is Lily anyway? Did talking about yourself go out of fashion again?

Wasn't he just a business man who persuaded stupid people to buy shit they don't want or need? Good riddance, another cunt dead.

Did he do that, or did he market the means to do that? Big difference.

By the time he was 55 years old, this man had made me extremely uncool for not having an iPod, iPhone, iPad, iJeans, iCoffee, iShades.

iRip.

Neither do I really, obviously. Not even paedophiles.

But he was just a marketing executive and even a really really good marketing executive is still just a marketing executive.

He wasn't Jesus fucking Christ which is what you'd think from reading some of the bollocks that's been written about him today.

In Freud's Der Humor he suggests that sick jokes are the mechanism by which the ego "insists that it cannot be affected by the traumas of the external world".

I also think that there is a strong element of attention seeking when it comes to sick jokes. Hence they're usually told by young males.

Oookie is a bad bad man.

shame on you. I can't believe the things I've read in this thread. I don't even... what is this....???

have you ever considered a job at The GENIUS Bar, Professor MacApple????

At least he lived life to the macs.

when SYG gets cancer and dies a painful death, I plan to make a thread laughing at it's loss.

yr all invited, of course.

actually, I take that back.

Bradders isn't invited and neither is king_boozo. everyone else though.

I think, it's the wordplays I don't find funny at all. This kind of humour represents not only the superlative, but also the elative of adjectives like lame or exerted. Must be a national thing, I guess. The picture from the girl with the boobs is great, though!