when porkmarras hits 10,000...
 

what will happen?

make up your own answers i cant be arsed to do a poll.

He will be turned into god.

the sun will blow up.

last time i checked he was on eightthousandsomething. how much time do you think i have to make up an answer?

life will go on

Fifteen minutes.

Pretty much so.What's this obsession with post counts anyway?

we just want you to be happy, pork.

no it won't!!! the sun will blow up!!!

And he will be turned into god.

Kind of you but for that there are already well meaning individuals.

but he still won't be a part of my kingdom.

well there is other religions.

not in my kingdom there aren't/.

I'll have to go without then

life will always go on, regardless of anything we do, we are just insignificant specks here today and gone tomorrow

I don't like to call myself speck, but scum on the other hand...

Good luck. Twat.

alright, if you rather have them instead of me i'll get my coat.

Now i'm terribly offended.I demand an apology for that.

i'm the queen. i don't have to offer you shit, much less an apology.

Sure,no problems.I'm just happy that my arse is sitting on a comfy chair.

I couldn't agree more.Rubbish today,rubbish tomorrow.Always.

Life is a Pgsty .

Yours

Marrasey

It took me nearly four years to post 10,000 replies at the old board.

No pictures of cocks for you then atari?

The counter gets reset to zero.

It will be like the Y2K-bug all over again!

When pork's approaching 10,000 posts, different factions will appear on the board. Some will claim pork's post counter reaching 10,000 will crash the entire board for at least 2 weeks Fullerine-style. They'll plead, beg or even threaten pork not to make his 10,000th post but to please register under a new name instead. Others will start a cult in his honour while again others will point out that the world will just keep on turning and the sun will still rise again the morning after.

I'm just assuming I'm invited as Chris is a little cunt and took away my PMs.

Your throwing of dirty,smelly underwear ito a thread will do for me,thanks.

the sun's going to blow up before september 20.

And he will be turned into god.

no. that is me. and god knows some filthy italian thief isn;t taking my job.

What country, does your ancestry begin Cantankerous? ALthough you know we all come from Africa.

My God (Hendrix), how have you posted sooo much? Seriosuly, 10 thousand posts is quite a feat.

Especially for being on the board for such a short time. You must spend 20 hours a day posting here.

ireland and german jew. i guess that would make me an african american.

Yes, we all have that gene that takes us back there. Anyways that is cool I am Mexican so that leaves me with Spanish on my dad side and Indian on my mom side, and it is true, My mom knows the damn dialect.

a German Jew...well, that explains the inner conflict and mood swings.

Yeah, it was obvious.

I love Einstein too; don't care much for that Hitler fellow though.

so nice to see that you've finally made the connection.