what kind of toothpaste do you use?
 

mmm....

i like sensodine

You cannot handle your alcohol, kiddo.


What's interesting is that the Qur'an expressly teaches that Muslims should not pay any attention to those that criticize or mock Islam, but yet all these people that protested the Dutch editorial cartoons and now the furor over this clearly demonstrates that the extremists only are doing what radical clerics and texts are instructing them to do. They don't even know their own Holy Book. To be fair, very few Christians have any kind of true understanding of the New Testament either.

Remember Laila? Although I'm certain that neither she or her parents were extremists, the girl had never even heard of Sufism! NEVER even HEARD of it!

I read this article earlier (yesterday now) and thought it to be absolutely LUDicROus.
http://www.news24.com/News24/World/N...000964,00.html

Pope asked to convert to Islam
19/09/2006 15:56 - (SA)

Tripoli - The elder son of Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi has called on Pope Benedict XVI to convert to Islam immediately, dismissing last week's apology from the pontiff for offending Muslims.
"If this person were really someone reasonable, he would not agree to remain at his post one minute, but would convert to Islam immediately," Mohammed Gaddafi told an awards ceremony on Monday evening for an international competition to memorise the Qur'an.
THE IRONY, PEOPLE, the IRONY!@!!
"We say to the pope - whether you apologise or not is irrelevant, as apologies make no difference to us."
Gaddafi junior also hit out at "those Muslims who look for comfort in the words of a non-Muslim".
He said Muslims "should not look for charity from the infidel... but should fight Islam's enemies who attack the faith and the Prophet Muhammad".
On Sunday, the pope said he was "deeply sorry" for the reaction to a speech he made last week in which he quoted an obscure medieval text that criticised some teachings of the Prophet Muhammad as "evil and inhuman".
The speech sparked several days of protests in Muslim countries against the leader of the world's 1.1 billion Roman Catholics. Although the pontiff's apology was widely rejected as insufficient, anti-pope protests seemed to subside on Tuesday with the only planned event a rally by foreign theology students in the Iranian clerical capital of Qom.

ufck the pope!!! fuck him in his gay german
nazi assholee

Sucks,lol,fuck,shut it,twat.Oh dear.........

i command you, unpronounceable bear (not thee whom i have denounced as part of my reign as queen of all the land,) to go and look up the word "moderation"

or colgate

Is this really the same fella as before?

not his 12yr old brother fucking with the keyboard?

its offical, you are a fuckin dickhead.. what would u know about terrorists? apart from what you a fed thru yr texan tv set.

suck my terrorist balls.

both of em..

Damnit!Why can i not spread my arms around Fishy again?Fuck The Rep!(Sounds like a political slogan.hehe).Someone's getting a battering today.....

ha! that made me laugh a lot!!!

Sinn Fein is a legitimate political organisation, I'll have you know.

For how long?

i know, and they can suck my green white and gold balls also!

wow, you're raging today, fishy

Crypto, we're calling the producers of A&E's Intervention. This is for your own good.

i know yeah, i do apologise. i'm a little stressed out lately.. sorry Glice, didnt mean to sound rude there.

tell me about stress, mate
i can't wait to go home, I'm ready for a pint.

tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit

if you actualy had that many tits crypto, you would still be less of a tit than you are.

aww, its not much _slavo_ my good man, i'm off on me holidays soon so i really sould not complain. simple things... had a row with a mate... actually walked on a broken glass this morning!!!..... i'm just been a little bitch really. mad for a pint myself actually but have giving up drining mid week. saving all my energy for the weekend!

dude, that is nuts!!
and yes i remember laila, she lives in houston.

dude, that is nuts!!
and yes i remember laila, she lives in houston.

humm...... whats different about yr posts this afternoon?

what do you mean?

probably that you start some shitty thread and talk shite, then after people have replied, you answer very humbly as if it wasnt you who made the stupid comment is the first place.

i wasnt talking shit
all i said was that the pope is going to be murdered for all the shit he's been talking

why are YOU talking shit?

where's the "shock and awe" signature?

it was gibberish about the pope! like you could'nt even spell? i didnt even get that it was about the pope until i had it sent away for analysis.

i decided it was too much for you guys to handle

why you talkin shit?!

aww no man!! like.... man.... like........ your freedom has been taken from you man... your rights!!! taken like bangkok babies in the night...

Mr G W Bush will be disappointed in you crypto.

the Pope is alive in well and living in New Haven...

i fucked him last nite.

*edit.. oh shit i feel real bad for saying that..

sorry mr Pope.

he'll understand...
hes very understanding and reasonable

crypto, i reckon youre alright.
you seem like a reasonable person in most threads, but recently you start ridiculous threads in the hope that you can provoke people.
sure its fun, but if you do it too often, you look silly, and youre probly not.
starting these daily threads with no other reason than to get people going is the same as some idiot starting a thread titled,
BUSH IS A CUNT
its just daft, thats all.

i think we are worse for responding. ahh fuck, it its the internet at the end of the day.. we all say mad things, jaysus i was havin it off with the pope a few posts back there.
cryptopersonwholikesbushandhasamadlongnameireallyc antdecipher i reckon, you're a cool dude too. i'm sorry for been a little harsh, i'm having a bad day today.

End o' the day in ole merry Ireland? Are ye off to a pint o' Guiness, then, eh?

nahh, cant be on the booze during the week, need the ole dicipline, one would become very dependant. best save the €'s for the weekend.

Seriously? I'm a two-pinter a night man, meself. German mai bock, currently.

I think there's a health benefit of some kind, according to some network news segment I think I remember seeing a while ago... Well, if there wasn't, there should have been, becuz I FEEL healthier after my two pints...

Crypto called me a 'foreigner' and a 'terrorist' on the phone last night.

I could smell the alcohol through the phone.

hahahaha

Laila now resides in Austin, not Houston, and attends the University of Texas at Austin there.