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Does anyone have advice on how to Trim Yr Pubes?

This is like the 4-5 time I've tried to trim but I can never seem to get it right, I always end up having a patchy uneven mess. Does anyone have any techniques that they would like to share? By the way I am a boy and have boy parts and those are the parts I'd like to trim, not shave, I want to leave a little fur but I'm a hairy guy and I have to take down that naughty jungle.

well you know how they make beard trimmers, right? get a beard trimmer. don't use scissors.

never. never use a razor.

Use something like this and....

...go at it.

beard trimmer? I got a nose hair trimmer with a beard & mustache attatchment...maybe I'll give that a shot...maybe I'll loost a nut, who knows.

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Originally Posted by nomadicfollower

Use something like this and....

...go at it.

*cringes*

^ if you do it that way you wont just loose pubes

Why would you want to? Is this some kind of weird American thing. You're weird you Americans, weird, weird, weird.

A lot of people appreciate not going down on a thatchy jungle. It's called consideration.

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

A lot of people appreciate not going down on a thatchy jungle. It's called consideration.

Weird, I say...

my pubes just get sticky and smell really bad

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

my pubes just get sticky and smell really bad

Mine are fluffy and shiny after I've shampooed and combed.

if i was an aussie i could say 2did u see the size of that lizard in the bush"

ill get my coat.......................

No, you wouldn't. There is suburbia and cities in Australia, you know?

a friend once told be she knew a bloke who had his arse hair surgically removed because it was so thick that his shit would get stuck in it.

Known as 'dangle berries'.

Get some of that cream that desolves hair, Kojak style.

like nair? that is the most vile smelling shit ever.

I wouldn't know. I've never used it myself. In Holland, we call it Veet.

we have that too. same thing.

What you can do is get a good hair gel and simply spike them straight up, sort of like a mohawk. Then one it's dry, you can do about 5 or 6 snips with scissors and you don't have to worry about it curling and creating a mess

Run a razor through it (don't touch ANY skin) and it should thin out.

some guy naired his asshole and wrote an article about it in a skateboard mag.

Don't. Let me overtake thy cock.

There was a speacial trimmer made for it. I'll try and fetch some info for ya
EDIT- here you go http://www.balltrimmer.com/home.php

The advice given by some boardies in this thread could put Richard in grave danger. Next thing you know there's a thread " OUCH! I think I'm bleeding to death!! :D

never done it myself but kegmama's advice seems very good so go with that.

i would avoid putting chemicals anywhere near yr balls though. unless you want your children to have three arms.

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Originally Posted by finding nobody

There was a speacial trimmer made for it. I'll try and fetch some info for ya
EDIT- here you go http://www.balltrimmer.com/home.php

They have VERY similar products at places like Walgreens for much cheaper. Then again, maybe its worth the extra ten bucks to buy a "Balltrimmer". That makes me giggle.

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Originally Posted by CHOUT

some guy naired his asshole and wrote an article about it in a skateboard mag.

I know a guy who did that and had to go to the hospital because it burned his anus!

Wow guys thanks for the overwhelming response! I trimmed before the thread got this big so I did'nt have all this advice but it went ok. Best job I did yet, I used the beard trimmer on my balls and on some of the stray ones on my shaft, scissors on the bulk of it, (I was a hairy hairy boy) KegMama's advice seems great so I'll use her style next time, I can't remember the last time my asshole wasn't covered in dense, dense hair. My mom would be so proud of me!

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Well Fuzzy, let's start from the beginning. Dealing with the pubes. A good rule of thumb is to trim your bush down to the same length as the hair that surrounds it. By that I mean, it should be about the same length as the hair on your love trail and your upper thighs. That way, when you drop your pants, your penis won't look like it was run over with a lawn mower, it'll just look well-groomed.

For trimming, I'd recommend a pair of small hair-cutting scissors. You can get them just about anywhere— including places as vanilla and mass-market as Wal-Mart. You can also use these scissors to trim the straggling hairs at the tops of your thighs. A little bit of trimming goes a long way. Once again, try to keep all hair in that area about the same length.

Now onto the balls, taint and ass hole. I really think that if you want your lady to play with and enjoy these regions, they need to be shaved. It makes them much more appealing to a girl who is about to put her mouth on them. Of course, some ladies will disagree so if your likes 'em hairy, by all means they should stay that way.

If you are extra hairy, you may want to take a long soak in the tub before you try to shave your balls. It'll loosen the hair in the follicle and make it much easier to remove. If you are extra hairy, try trimming first, then shaving. To shave your balls... well, different strokes for different folks. You'll figure out what works best for you, but if I were you, I'd sit down in the tub, pull the skin taut and gently shave with a relatively new razor. Move the sack around until all visible hairs are gone. Then, I'd prop my leg up on the side of the tub and carefully navigate my perineum (taint), shaving just a little bit at a time. Be careful not to stray too far toward the thighs or you'll have hairless racing stripes on your ass. The same method applies to the ass hole. Gently!

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Haha! We've got a specialist.