Let's write a song, starting with lyrics
 

First line: AHHHHHHHHHH, White Trash Woman!

works at dennys, all nighhhht long

smoke that meth all day, all night

white trash woman, hit that bong!

alright!

yeh woomon, grill mah hash browwwns

She's just a devil woman with evil on her mind

she gave me pancakes with motherfuckin pork rinds

this grand slam was meant to have ham

bitch, yeh!!

*guitar solo*

I drank the potion she offered me
I found myself on the floor

Then I looked into those big green eyes
And I wondered what I'd come there for

then i remembered
she's a filthy little whore

And I remembered
What a whore's for

But that whore's a bore;
I showed her the door.

but sheeee wanted more
so i hit her to the floor yeh

She got up and we started to dance

mmmmmmmmm, yeah, ohhhhhhh ahhhhh can you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel it yeah yeah yeah yeah, mmm.

and i remember when she hit it all night long

And baby, that's why I'm singing this song

..and why I'm taking so long.

White trash woman, mow my lawwnnnn

and don't take long, baby, don't take too long

you look so hot in your furry thong

i wanna tap that all night long

There's a fete at the church
and I'm going along.

we had a shotgun wedding
god said it was wrong

but we know it was right
god can suck my dong

You love Satan, and I do tooo

you love it when i beat you

unless you are a jew!

Yeah you know it's true.

with a catholic block

cause white trash woomon
COMES IN THE NIIIGHT YEH

white trash woman
so wrong she's right

-END OF LYRICS *edit*right after Danny Himself's-

Ok, let's talk about recording this monstrosity now.

I might record this tomorrow.

With a couple touch ups it would be a sweet song.

You are, clearly, utterly insane.

I've only just noticed you're from Canada. Is it true that Canadians are much nicer than Americans?

...and cooler?

Just wait and see. I think I have the riff in my head now, so if I remember I'll have a go at this tomorrow.

AND

ALL canadians are chinese. Seriously. At least in BC.