I'm scared
 

I seem to be on my own in here, and it's very dark and echo-ey.

Who said that?

Eeeeek! It's a monster!

There ard four of us here. We're just quietly thinking.

Phew! I thought I was going to be trapped on my own here for days with no-one to help me. It's such a relief to have other people trapped with me.

Oh my Lord, now I'm scared again.

Is that Bradley Walsh on the right?

Oh my gawd

Bradley Walsh is one of those people who pretends to be nice but is plotting nasty things behind your back. I think we should set up a rota so someone's always keeping watch.

Who's going to go first?

Where's Hip gone?

Don't say Bradley Walsh has eaten him.

Noooooooooooooooooo!

Like Ainsley Harriott.

Hello again. Ainsley is a terrifying figure.

Lunchtime!

Aw no, not Ainsley. Oh my gawd no.



(I hit that Walsh fucker over the head with a brick and legged it.)

Bob Grant used to scare the hell out of me as a child.

 

I see your On The Buses,

 

And I raise you, Nearest and Dearest.

I'm going to attempt an escape.

If you leave now, you ain't being let back in.

 

"Harooold?"

"You Darty Old man"

Boo!

You're asking for a punch up the bracket.

 

Yeah, you tell him!

(Can you stop moving around, please, I'm trying to hide behind you)

What are they doing down there? They're having a fight...inthe street of all places. Come on you chaps, we should get down there and step in.

Ahem, if you remember, I'm a scaredy-cat.

And that Sid James is a bit of a bruiser.

Nonsense, men. I dealt with worse than him in Burma, I can tell you. he may be able to brawl with the ruffians, but he's no match for the well-trained military man.

Now I'm definitely scared, I think I can see Charles Hawtrey down there.

Mmm. Young Felicity. Old Felicity is nice, but young Felicity is yummy.

Stop panicking man, I always ensure my men are fully equipped:

Let me at 'em.

 

Ace thread.

BOO