who the fuck is pookie?
 

please answer me

A gentleman.

further proof that you've been living under a rock.

ask him

Ask Pookie

He is The Oracle.

Pookie ;who Are Youuuuu????

A damned fine fellow.

Gawd bless ya guv. And coming from the gentlemanliest gentleman on the board too.

ask him in the "ask pookie" thread, dummy!

He broke my heart. That's who Pookie is!!!

Now you're just being sarccie.

who the fuck are you, spew_muncher?

i'm your father Luke

I am Pookie. Because, in a way, don't we all have a bit of Pookie in us? Not in a gay way, obviously.

hahahahah ,good one! lol

more like an attention seeking nerd.

LOL. Hilarious.

c'mon man it was joke!

YEAH! COME ON, MAN!

You must spread some new trendy abbreviations around before giving it to Pookie again.

"sarccie" = awesomeness

A very sweet and hugguble guy.

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

I always used to hate it when girls called me sweet. Now I've come to realise that it's better than being called wanker.

A wanker but still a huggable bloke then.

Pookie is the One True Path.

the real question is, when will all this love and power will go to spookie's head before he starts a cult and gets a bunch of us to commit mass suicide based on his predictions?

Pookie isn't stupid.
He has enough sense to start a sex cult, not a doomsday cult.

If you give him guinness to drink he'll speak in 133442652626272728282 languages for you.

Unlike a certain someone who may or may not sport a cape.

Ah, we have something in common then.

is he God?

wow, spookie is sounding better and better.

i hope phil clonellins is right, i rather get it on with a bunch ladies than with some spiked kool aid.

however, the question remains "when?"

I can totally pull off wearing a cape.
I got in a fist fight once while wearing that cape, and came out on top.
Battle-tested.

Did you anally rape them with your staff? Or did you just crush them under your enormous weight?

Alas, I was staff-less that evening.

The irony of getting into a rare fist-fight while being dressed like a total pansy was not lost on me, however.

As of the above post I want to work for Savage Clone.

"You there - You haven't been raping enough people today, shape up or ship out, sonny".

[meekly] "Yes sir Mr Clone".

So I can just assume that you smothered them in your blubber then?

hahahaha, total wrestler pwn!! perhaps a street fighter character?

"savage" phil clonellins ready to rumble!!!

If I were going to sodomize someone with my staff, I would have picked this one, not the other one. You know, for pleasure. I am considerate like that.

HAHAHAHA.

Consider me, dear.

I'd rather go and munch on a crisp than that.