I Did a Horrible Stuff!!!!
 

I called my boyfriend's roomate name during sex.

are you kidding?

thats why you dont talk.

yeah I know.

God I'm not a talker usually.

He is gay and cuter than my boyfriend,We just stopped having sex. And We got quiet and drifted away.

And We slept.

It was the second time around.

What should I do? Send him some sorry gift.

wake up and left, and all he said was to not worry about it.

Yeah, we just finished talking on the phone, and he said that everything will be fine. That he trusts me enough that I won't cheat on him with his roomate. So everything is alright right now.

two days ago i was playing bowling and some drunk man wanted to punch me in the face saying: "you took my ball!!".i'm glad i didn't follow your advice and settled the fight with kind words....

thats hillarious...


you should like say that you needed to do something with him, like go to the mall and you thought of that in when you were doing it and just caaled out his name

no his roomate is on vacation, that is the funny thing.

say you were thinking of his other roomate

North Korea has the bomb. Put this problem in context.

north korea is the bomb

it took me a good 10 minutes to understand that this sentence was not adressed to me.

Start fucking your roomate. He is cuter.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kegmama again.

but of course-- when nuclear annihilation is immintent, fucking becomes all the more important.

if you were on a falling plane, what would you do?

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now static-harmony that is too funny, i can't believe people actually do that shit.

fantasizing is a healthy part of sex life, but, ha ha, keep your mouth shut.

now soulds like you really have the hots for this guys. take my advice & RUN because if you're anything like me (i suppose most males are) temptation is going to be pretty fucking difficult to resist. of course the other option is to invite the guy for a threesome. :D

but no, really-- RUN!

what is any of this relevant to?

the man is desperate

static-harmony i mean.

asking for advice i suppose.

I see, well here is all I got right now.

"Demons were simple. They believed in prayer and the potency of holy water. Thus they feld from both... But men, what did men believe?"

I'd give you advice if i knew what talking while having sex felt like.

cmon porkie-- don't lie

I don't care what anybody tells you about whether they do or don't believe in God--in that situation, trust me, everybody fucking prays!

Anyway, before the world blows up, I urge everybody to go see The Departed. What a damned good movie!

I don't talk while having sex,what's so strange about it?I've tried role playing once but it was so ridiculous we stopped because it was making us laugh both.

really? well role playing IS ridiculous as a mater of fact, but to...er... ejaculate words during the act... is not so unusual, is it?

some the strongest imprints in my mind have to do with this... i won't be tempted to get into any details this time around because it would feel like a betrayal. but spontaneous words, brutal and tender poetry, curses, screams-- the linguistic dimension of sex is just fucking beautiful.

and no, before my meaning is twisted, im not talking about reciting poems from memory, ha ha ha. that would be funny.


i'm going to entertain myself with endless replays of "dr strangelove"

I don't talk during sex. Waste of breath.

virgin :p

If you say so.

If that makes you feel better i talk after sex and have a cigarette or two(or three,four and five as i smoke incessantly).

When we were young..........haha.

Porky, stop talking about last century.

i always

I hate it cause I'm not a fucking talker. I don't know how this came about, well whatever.

Do you talk about anything other than your sexual habits?

no, nothing else happens but sex.

Miss,please!Pfffttt!!