I R GAY
 

Yes. It's true. Wallow in grief, women. Shout for joy, Clone.

So what do you want? A medal?

:D

Only kidding with you.

Yes I expect there will be some gnashing of teeth and painful tears amongst the girls in your postal district this evening now that this information is out.

Postal district?

Try this entire board.

inb4ban

I'm not surprised.

A few weeks ago I found out one of my classmates (whom I've known for a couple of years) was gay. Once again, I was not surprised at all. His speaking tone was wayyy too feminine for him to be straight.

whatever

I R gay too, oops dman it now everybody knows.

Grief? I am rejoicing.

I am shouting, but it was purely due to the fact that it actually fucking snowed today.

it did not!

FUCK THIS WEATHER.

If it is going to snow it needs to not fuck around. It needs to actually snow.

I never seen snow in my whole entire life.

It only snowed hard for a little bit and them it was instantly sunny. The wind is quite raw today as well.
I don't mind cold, but fuck a snow.

it's always snowing when cantankerous is around.

I like snow but I like SNOW. Not dinky pussy little excuses for snow.

I know what you mean, I hate that lame rain we get here in L.A.

They have special shampoos for that, you know.

That reminds me of a time on the bus when this annoying kid stood up and say "I'm a gay robot". A friend and I said "You're a robot!?" at the same time, totally unplanned. It was pretty funny.

I would rep you but you know...

Hey, Hayden, I need to know: Do you have a camp queeny voice?

Pork doesn't have a camp queeny voice, you know. He has a voice like an Italian Lee Marvin. Although I suppose there's a possibility that to an Italian Lee Marvin's voice could be quite camp, they're a funny nation.

girls laugh girls cry.....

My voice is far deeper and less gay than Pork's.

Crikey! Do you cause earthquakes whenever you speak?

No. I've heard Porky's voice. It's not that fucking masculine, dear. The accent makes it sound gay. I sound like a deep voiced fag who smokes alot.

Yes. The accent makes anyone seem gay, though. So, being a fag and all, you sound like a terribly terribly gay queen.

stfu U R ghey

No offense or anything, dear. I look like much more of a wimpy little fag than you do.

There's very little about Porky in person that is obviously gay. If you think he sounds gay, Italy music be homo-tastic.

Edit: Thinking about it, my little group of Italian stallions in London (my pulling partners) would be mistaken for gay a lot quicker than Porky. And in one sense they are. In a more meaningful sense, they get more (female) ass than any sad bastard who sits all day on the internet (hi).

I think accents in general sound gay.

I get a good amount of ass.

I have had quite a few people assume I was gay.
I don't think it was due to my bland midwestern accent though.

Why aren't you, SC? It would make things between us much easier.

You can even wear your cape to bed.

Well, I still wouldn't be a pedophile.

I have the body of a 20+ year old.

Besides, it wouldn't work out. My fiance probably wouldn't like the idea of me dating you. He hates the Talking Heads.

Do you know if his name is Dave-O? Jess has a friend that goes to our school named dave-o, and he speaks really feminine, but I havent seen him.

Me too.

Not quite.

Something more like this:

-Hayden meets one of his best friends older brother, Stephen, and is all googly-eyed.
-Stephen brings Hayden to a Cat Power show.
-Hayden and Stephen fall in love.

I love the Tom Tom Club.

yeah, sorry about that, I got mixed up between you and RipFrey. I was preparing for a midterm when I wrote it. Ripfrey's the one that's going to a Panic show or whatever

I had a dream last night that my dad was gay.
Too bad it's not true.

Heh. Yeah.