dear cantankerous,
 

unparalleled wisdom awaits you.

it's, you know, like an advice column.

Perhaps more like a Magic Eight Ball?

signs point to yes.

your lucky numbers
6, 15, 33, 26, 10

don't count on it.

"A carrot a day keeps cancer away"
-Some Fortune Cookie

If I owned a chinese resteraunt, I'd buy the fortune cookies with vulgar sayings and pass those out to customers. :)

it's not meant to be offensive saturnine,it's just for FUN!my fun!your fun!everybody's fun!!!!yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!tea makes my mind dizzy.

outlook not so good.

Dear Saturnine,
Kiss my ass,bitch,or i'll get you.

Yours
Kathleen Hanna

concentrate and try again.

Hush up 'Nine,if it wasn't for me posting on this thread most other people were bored by another copycat and meaningless missive of yours.

my sources say no.

hush up woman!What sources,eh?

reply hazy, try again.

hello everyone! It's me, Toilet & Bowels.

* goes back to do what he was doing earlier while yawning soundly*

Toilet!

my sources now tell me that porky knows toilette's password.

marras doesn't know my password

my sources say, "bullshit."

As do mine.

I wouldn't trust people who use that sort of bad language.

Hush your mouth 'Nine.Your boyfriend's back.

my boyfriend's back and youre gonna be in trouble...

B
U
L
L
S
H
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T

I say.

You will have a party.

"Hey na, hey na, my boyfriend's black"

I got in trouble for singing that in primary school once.

stop giving me reasons to love you.

Ooooh, oooooo-ooooooh BABY love, my BABY love...

Let's have a Motown moment!

it's the real me, not marras.

I got in trouble at school once for playing a drum solo on a very noisy air drum set during registration.

oh, you're a fucking charmer.

he hit me and it felt like a kiss, he hit meeeeee and i knew i loved him...

Stop! In the naaaaaame of Love. Befooooore you breaaaak my heart...

ain't no mountain hiiiiigh enough, ain't no valley looooow enough, ain't no river wiiiiidde enough..

Since you've been gone, all that is left is a band of gold...

chain chain chaaaaaaaiiiin

^I love you, man.