Oh, hello.
 

didn't see you there.

i lveeeee you

-bear

I saw your eyes.

and as you can see by my expression, i am quite surprised to see that there are others around me.

hi.

usually all i can see is myself. put yourself in my situation. you, too, would be shocked to learn of other life forms on this planet.

eyes!!!!!!!:eek:

yeah. they've been attatched to my head for quite a while.

thats a nice eye colour you have there

oh, you're too kind. you make it sound like i got to pick.

i just want to ... bite down on your cute little eyes

don't make me get your handlers, bear. they'll put a needle in your big fat hairy ass and you'll go to sleep.

haha. thats right, do it

you complete me... <3

that's more like it.

what? i dont get this

turn your head sideways and to the right.

and then?

it's a heart, you dolt.

ohhh

...

juck, i saw that a while ago

wow, you know how to use a filter in photoshop! well done!

yeah! woo

(its not photoshop)

i'm sorry, i meant a cheaply produced photoshop imposter.

yeah thats right!

i used microsoft photo editor which sucks

do you WANT photoshop... eh? eh? eh?
nudge, nudge, wink, wink