Marmalade
 

From Wikipedia:

Marmalade is a sweet conserve with a bitter tang made from citrus fruit, sugar, water, and (in some commercial brands) a gelling agent. In English-speaking usage "marmalade" invariably refers to a conserve derived from a citrus fruit, most commonly from oranges. The recipe includes sliced or chopped fruit peel, which is simmered in fruit juice and water until soft; indeed marmalade is sometimes described as jam with fruit peel. Such marmalade is most often consumed on toasted bread as part of a full English breakfast. The favoured citrus fruit for marmalade production in the UK is the "Seville orange", thus called because it was originally imported from Seville in Spain; it is higher in pectin than sweet oranges, and therefore gives a good set. Marmalade can also be made from lemons, limes, grapefruits, or a combination of citrus fruits.

Do you love it? Do you hate it? Do you even care?

Personally the only marmalade I can stand is the shredless type, as I hate any type of peel.

One of those things that disgust me since i was born.So sweet it makes me puke....

with bits, extra chunky. lovely stuff.

Definitely shredless. Like marmite, something I really have to be in the mood for.

Oh, and...what a stupid thread. Have you got nothing better to do.

I've had at least 5 old people in today muttering about the poor quality of pension providers in the Woking area.

And you voted for not caring less about it. You care enough to start another bleedin' poll.

That's interesting, I've had several people ring up to complain about the lack of decent hardcore porn in Woking's bookshops.

Didn't like it so much as a child, but like it now.

I also like dark chocolate with orange peel in it.

Ah. You spotted that. Erm...

so woking is the place to be then?

I've seen this tramp getting told off by the new zero-tolerance warriors that wander in Westiminster the other night.His crime?He looked like a tramp so he's been warned not to look like that in the future.How do you spot a whore who approaches a bar?Under british law you can't serve them at the bar but what do you really say to someone you think might be a hooker?

Why would somebody phone Pensions R Us to say that? At least my joke had a grain of realism.

I'm feeling feisty today.

i love a bit o mar melodie.

Sorry. I didn't recognise what you posted as being a joke.

Start a poll.

"How can you tell if somebody's a hooker?"

Or, "What's the best way to tell somebody they look like a hooker?"

Ok.

Don't you think there have been enough frivolous polls already today?

I hear that a lot.

I haven't made you cry have I?

No, I was crying anyway.

Awwww. Poor poor Pookie.

Proud now?

I often cry while I'm on this board. Can't think why.

Pookie's sweetest dreams are of his own death.

"I'm replying to a Marmalade thread" is all I have to think, and the tears come.

Your whole lifetime has led up to THIS.

Why do people keep referring to my death on here. Have my doctor's notes been leaked?

I have to go now. My bosses are starting to wonder why I'm laughing so much.

Laughing at work=poor productivity.

Of course Paddington was right. He's Paddington. You used to be able to buy 'Paddington's Special Marmalade', with no bits in, but I haven't seen it for sale for a few years. THe Traidcraft marmalade is nice, and Sainsbury's do a nice one too.

I especially like lime marmalade.

Hip, like the old song goes....

"have i told you lately that i love you?"

oh to have a taste of lime marmalade..... bread and drippin is all we get in ireland.

Sainsbury's sell both their own and Rose's lime marmalade. Lovely.

i like the sound of this Rose woman.

One of the worst i have tasted has to be chestnut marmalade.

Hi porkmarras. Chestnut marmalade? I've never tried that. Don't think I ever will, either, but I applaud you heartily for braving it.

Roses is the brand for lime stuff.

Hello Hip Priest!My grandmother had such odd culinary taste,she thought that chestnut marmalade was a treat for her nephew.Arrrghhh!Disgusting!

ewww, that sounds ikky.

It doesn't appeal to me, I have to say. But then, I don't like chestnuts too much either. What are you supposed to do with chestnut marmalade? Is there a traditional use?

Marmalade's ok.

Oh there's no point for it.It tastes like the sweetest poison.

In Portuguese "marmelada" also have sexual connotation.