I just waxed my eyebrows.
 

This was a needed thread.

hahah well at least you didn't get a Brazilian wax.

Ick, no. I'm not THAT gay.

I heard that shit fucking hurts.

Well, waxing your eyebrows is semi-painful. I'd imagine a crotch full of hair, and believe me, I'm a hairy motherfucker, would hurt like hell.

I don't even want to imagine it, I hate guys who wax their legs or shave their legs.

You never get to make fun of me again.

Oh, dear. Don't try to make this into some big thing. I just made it so I have 2 eyebrows instead of one. Like I said previously, I'm a hairy motherfucker.

You still going to Metzger on Saturday?

But of course.
I am his handler, after all.

Wonderful. If I don't spend too much money on booze and merch at other shows this weekend I'll be there. It won't sell out will it?

Doubtful. It's a huge room.

It's at Walker right? I'm going to be at a show at Triple Rock until 8:30ish. I'll try to get there as fast as possible. Is your wife coming along to ruin our date?

Do you have msn old man?

hayden_asche@hotmail.com

I would imagine this show is not a show Mrs. Clone would want to miss.

I just got Paul to do some guest tracks on a tune for me. He did a pretty fantastic job.

Hmm. Sounds promising.

What kind of show is it?

A musical. About rats.

Sounds cool.

Oh, it is. It's at an art center. That makes it even artsier. I'm sure I will be able to count at least 50 sweaters and 100 scarves.

Wow, arty types.

Yes and it will reak of coffee and cigarettes. I'll finally be home.

Sorta like beatniks.

Sort of, but way more homosexual.

Werent beatniks homo's? Come on.

but they were really "gay"
like they didnt wax their eyebrows.

Yes they did, they waxed their chest as well.

You don't know, cunt.

I do know, I weas Jack Kerouac in my past life.

Doubtful. I'm pretty sure he wasn't an idiot.

Oh he was, as fun as it was arguing with you i have to go.

Die in your sleep.

Thank you, how did you know I always wanted to die in my sleep. Less Painfull I think.