I'm starting a club. It'll be just like second grade.
 

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cantankerous


the rest of you lot are fucking morons.

have fun.

She's so provocative!
She's like a punch in the face to social convention, man!

Whatever. You can be the twisted kid who grows up to be a pedophile. The rest of us have work to do.

someone feels excluded.

i don't, cos i know i'm already in.

Oooh, oooh, can I join? We can do each other's hair and bitch about people and do our make up and anyway, I don't know why she said that she's such a bitch I mean, who is she to say that to me and anyway I don't care 'cos I said I fancied him but I don't well I do a bit but anyway that was last week and I'm like so totally over him especially after he had his haircut that was totally gross and he was with that girl and everyone knows what she does with guys when they go round her house and anyway I know he never went round there 'cos he was with me but we never did nothing 'cos he was too frigid I'm not a slut though 'cos I only did it with that one guy, oh, and that guy in the bus station and that other bloke at that party so it doesn't count and anyway I was drunk then so it doesn't count but yeah, can I be in your gang, it'd be right cool and I can be your buddy so long as you don't bitch about me behind my back which you won't anyway 'cos I know you're not like that, well, maybe you are but I trust you in spite of that thing you did with that guy but I don't know if that's true and anyway even if it was I don't care so yeah, is that cool? Cool.

Fuck off, tosser.

So, like, when's like the first like meeting?

I have no time for clubs, they are so lame.

Nope :)

Cool!

on behalf of the board, we challenge your club to a fistfight.

in the mood to get your ass beat, are you?

I certainly wouldn't fight her. I'm not included with that, madam. Don't worry.

Edit: Change Don't Worry to Don't kill me.

Fine! I'll just make own club... with blackjack, and hookers. Infact, forget the club!

that's like going to jerusalem and not visit the sexeteria.

screw you canky, i wanna be in Glice's club..

Lets face it, it's waaaaaayyyyyyy cooler

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Glice again.

Saturnine,i do wonder what you'll be like as an old woman.By the look of it(and if you'll reach that age),you'd get pushed in front of a car rather than been helped out to cross the road.

The best clubs are the ones no one knows about.

What the fuck does that mean?

It's a reference to secret socities.

whaaa?

A club. Even the word sounds dumb.